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"Desperate Dan, unaware of the strength of his formidable handshake, crushes the bass player's fingers (thankfully the ones on his right hand - Sir Paul plays a left-handed guitar)."
Some would say(me included), that that should read "thankfully the ones on his LEFT hand"
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The Reincarnation wrote: "Desperate Dan, unaware of the strength of his formidable handshake, crushes the bass player's fingers (thankfully the ones on his right hand - Sir Paul plays a left-handed guitar). throat."
FTFY!
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Oh c'mon, be fair. If he hadn't married her, thus exposing just how nuts she is, we'd probably all still be feeling sympathy for Heather Mills. No only that, but I'd have never tasted cardboard-flavoured oddly textured meat-free "snozziges" if it wasn't for him marrying his first wife.
Can't wait to see how Nancy Shevell finds a way to make UK life just that little bit more rubbish.
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What do you call a dog with wings?
Linda McCartney
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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I can't say my opinion of Heather Mills has figured very highly on my 'what's important in my life' list.
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OriginalGriff wrote: "In 1970, Desperate Dan, unaware of the strength of his formidable handshake, crushes the bass player's fingers (thankfully the ones on his right hand - Sir Paul plays a left-handed guitar). throat."
Good point, I have fixed it even further.
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One could argue that the fingers on his right hand are more important as those are the ones moving on the fret board...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Haven't read The Dandy in forever. I still have all my British comics from a few decades ago.
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My 10 year old nephew is a big Dandy and Beano fan - all of the family have instructions to buy up any old copies/annuals they see at jumble and car boot sales - he thinks that the older ones are much better than the current versions, and I have to agree with him.
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Well, I haven't seen any "new" ones from the past 20 years. I grew up reading all those mags in Nigeria and stopped when I moved to the USA. It will be missed. So which of these still exist: Beano, Buster, Whizzer & Chips, Whoopee & Wow, and any other mags that I may have missed?
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Of those, I think just the Beano still exists[^]. I also used to read The Topper and The Beezer
Several of the others amalgamated or went bust many years ago
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I remember The Beezer. The Topper eludes me, but I did try buying everything, so I may have read it. That's too bad. They were all entertaining comics.
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