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I dunno... It does kind of sound like one, doesn't it?
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Just don't shoot him. It will just make him mad. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Mongo only prawn in game of thrones.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Pokémon was popular when I was a kid about 18 years ago (and it taught me not to ride the bicycle inside ).
No way Pokémon is just a fad
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They made someone believe he was a Nigerian prince and was obliged to give away millions after receiving help.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The BBC wrote:
"Mike" also allegedly ran a money laundering network in China, Europe and the US.
"The network compromised email accounts of small to medium businesses around the world including in Australia, Canada, India, Malaysia, Romania, South Africa, Thailand and the United States," it said.
So... all those "I want to put money in your account" emails were genuine? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ha!
And now those b*st*rd coppers have ruined it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Shirley, he could have bribed his way out of this one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He tried, but they had to deposit money in his account first for bail... and please, don't call me Shirley. 
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Wastedtalent wrote: "In one case, a target was conned into paying out $15.4 m (£11m),"
I have a hard time believing someone so stupid could even come into that much money...
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There are no intelligence tests required to accept an inheritance, last time I checked. But this instance makes a good case for post-natal abortion...
Will Rogers never met me.
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You know, that was the one outlier I considered, but when I thought about it a bit more, I realized it was just deferring the stupidity. So their parent, or parent's parent, (or parent's parent's.....) was smart enough to make the money, but not smart enough to make sure their kid was smart enough not to squander it.
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Precisely!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Yes it's kind of a programming question, give me codez urgent$$ please...
No seriously, no code needed just internet links! 
I am working on some geometry primitive library at home... geometry occlusion, union, intersection, XOR...
Well started working would be more accurate.
I found some good resources already, but they are for polygons (i.e. point joined by straight lines).
My problem is my geometries would be delimited by linear, cubic and quadratic Bezier curve...
Before I (attempt to) generalise the Vatti algorithm on my own or such... Could anyone direct me to some nice geometry library (preferably in either C#, C, C++, Java, Objective-C) that do Shape geometry operation please?!
[EDIT] I found the proverbially scary library, the entire library, 26 classes all in one file! 
Clipper download | SourceForge.net[^]
Anyway.. mm.. only 4718 lines for the whole library, not so bad after all! 
modified 1-Aug-16 9:09am.
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Would a JavaScript library do? I recommend ProcessingJS.
Processing.js[^]
Khan Academy has some tutorials on how to use it.
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....but you obviously have because your phone automatically connects to their wifi. Happened to me at the weekend and I'm still trying to work out when the previous time I went there was. All I know is it must have been good. 
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... also won't know why all the money in the pocket is missing.
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...or why someone poured urine in your pants.
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I always avoid taking the fondleslab to the pub - the chances of losing it, breaking it, or having it 'alf-inched are just too great.
Which pub was it?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Which pub was it?
How should he know? He's never been there.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Milligan is alive and well, eh?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Colin Mullikin wrote: He's never been there
Yep, but his smartphone has 
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It is not an imperative indication that you have been there before.
But your phone was probably
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