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Posting a status on Facebook lately about the noisy wedding party that was going on in the hotel I was staying in, my phone changed "there's a noisy wedding disco going on in the room above mine" to "there's a noisy wedding dick going on in the room above mine"!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Mine doesn't kick in until 2nd cup of coffee. 
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Him: "Bad news honey. I just got laid. We'll talk when I get home."
Her: "You're damn right we'll talk!"
Him: "LAID OFF!! dammit..."
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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No! it never fails. You should stop sending messages to a donkey. 
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I would consider using them, just for that!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'll just leave this[^] here.
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Quote: A Canadian woman who fell off a horse and awoke with a Scottish accent is now to write a book about how the bizarre accident changed her life.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Ach, away ye go! Sounds like the Canadian lass is a wee bit off her rocking horse... She'd better just caw canny! I'm sure she's just oot to cause a stooshie!
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I can understand foreign accent syndrome.
But using words that she didn't normally use before? I call bullsh*t.
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Me too.
But, who are we to know? 
She just claims that she already have Scottish accent even if she haven't been in Scotland after the accident.
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Ah wooldnae hink 'at coz a body faa aff a cuddie talkin' loch a scot makes ye mair interestin', thaur hae bin mony a scotsman fa has fa'en aff a cuddie fa waur considered raither door.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: Ah wooldnae hink 'at coz a body faa aff a cuddie talkin' loch a scot makes ye mair interestin', thaur hae bin mony a scotsman fa has fa'en aff a cuddie fa waur considered raither door.
If this is how Scotts talk, so they sound like they are always drunk?
World peace for the Scotts here 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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kArViD0tnEt wrote: If this is how Scotts talk, so they sound like they are always drunk?
There's a very good reason for that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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because they are always drunk?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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kArViD0tnEt wrote: so they sound like they are always drunk?
They don't just sound like it... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I knew it! 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Was it a proper Scottish accent, or the traditional Doohan[^] favoured by Canadians trying (and failing) to sound Scottish?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I Doohan know.
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The symptoms of concussion can be very difficult to differentiate in some parts of Scotland...
(I take it that her "Scottish" accent was just that she didn't finish every sentence with 'eh' eh?)
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What I just stole.
If you're having a baby and it is a boy, call it Gotham.
Then when it cries in the night and your wife wakes you up and says "Gotham needs you".
You're gonna get out of bed every time, and feel amazing doing so.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Mexicans already do that with Jesus.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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"Mom, I am going out with the son of god. I will be late"
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Name your Girl greece, then you can say greece is in trouble... 
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Sounds a lot better than saying that greece is in deep sh*t.
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