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...did I miss anything? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No, its been a quiet morning, move along...
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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I found a cell phone in the ditch.
I used it to take this picture: Strange Stuff[^]
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You shat your pants and cried all night?
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Nothing to see here back to sleep
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With regard to your quote from Sir Winston Churchill, I thought Lincoln said that. Anyhow, I'm stealing it; it sounds more like Churchill anyway.
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So here I am tooling down the road on my way to work when some guy grabs a ladder that was propped up against a broken street light (this was one of those big 12 foot ladders) and starts staggering across the road with it. He loses his balance and the thing starts swinging right at my windshield! I had to swerve out of the way which meant I almost ran him over. I called the police to report this lunatic. Sure glad I didn't hit him, that would have ruined my day!
Marc
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Don't worry I'm sure you'll get them next time.
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Reading these posts in reverse order is a bit confusing.
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BobJanova wrote: Reading these posts in reverse order is a bit confusing
I hate being on the other side of the planet to these discussions, I invariably start at the latest and regularly have a WTF moment trying to work out what is under discussion.
It also annoys me that I miss most of removed messages, some can be interesting.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Marc Clifton wrote: that would have ruined my day!
How about his day? 
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I was working on a streetlight in the early morning. Some drunk guy stumbled across the road and nearly got hit by a car (whose driver may also have been drunk, or maybe just half asleep). The drunk guy then stole my ladder out from under me, forcing me to grab on to the light I was fixing. As the drunk was making off with my ladder, some other bloke walking his dog saw the spectacle, but instead of helping me, he just phoned the police to report a burglar. He must've seen me, because he looked directly at the busted streetlight from which I was hanging. Why on earth did he not help me? I had to hang there for over an hour, clinging on for dear life, before some good Samaritan helped me down.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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I was going to have lunch with a buddy of mine.
He just called and canceled.
He works down at the local police station.
I guess the phone has been ringing off the hook all morning.
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Yeah, some days are like that. My day is looking to be rather busy too. 
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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Looked out of my window this morning cause the streetlight had gone out and I wondered why. There was this bloke with a dog following a man with a ladder, obviously up to no good as he was keeping out of sight of the ladder carrier. Luckily a passing car lit them both up so I could pass the description on to the police.
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Sounds like a good enough reason to call in sick.
It is way too dangerous to go outside.
As for the strange man with the dog - I'd would have called the police myself, but I lost my phone when I had to dive off the road to avoid an oncoming car.
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They have new engines this year in Formula 1.
V6 turbocharges (more or less hybrid if I understand correctly the techno-babble).
You can hear the noise difference in the video attached to this link (in french)
http://www.tuxboard.com/moteurs-f1-2013-2014/[^]
I like the new noise.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Awful! They sound like bloody hairdryers. I went to the Hungarian GP many times and it was brilliant, the sheer brut power could be heard roaring around the track. That? Barely hear it across the road. 
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Was that a Ford Focus I saw in the middle of the pack? 
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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That's the worst thing I have ever heard.
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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Yeah, its the old KERS back, with more power stored. Its a good idea, really good, storing KE in batteries for later use is going to transform the urban cycle economy of every day cars.
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I was walking the dog this morning I saw a suspicious looking man dressed in dark clothing, crossing the street with a ladder. He had even gone to the trouble of disabling the street light so as not to be seen. I got a good look at him though as he was lit up by an oncoming car. I have passed his description on to the Police.
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Blue Waffle wrote: crossing the street with a ladder.
How did he do that?
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