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Once again, I have been overlooked. 
And they wonder why I turned to Evil Overlordship...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And my wife's uncle got an OBE.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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This one is just awesome!
(Spain versus Netherlands)
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I believe he's referring to Google's doodle. It appears to be clicking through to searching for whatever WorldCup game is currently playing.
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Got me to read your post. 
Marc
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I can't ... belive ... my .... eyes. 
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Haven't seen this one here before, but no guarantees I didn't miss it:
Rich Man/Poor Man
A man was driving a VW Beetle in Houston, and notices a Rolls Royce limo in front on him, so he pulls up next to the limo and motions for the owner to roll the window down.
"Nice car you got there," says the Texan. "Mine has a car phone...does yours?"
"Of course!" replied the limo owner, "and a fax."
"Yeah mine has a fax, too and a jacuzzi. How about yours"
"Yep, mine has a jacuzzi too."
"Well mine has a queen size water bed. Does yours have that?" says the Houstonian.
The limo owner gets huffy and rolls up the window, and has his driver take off very rudely. But he can’t stand being outclassed by a VW, so he immediately goes to a custom shop and gets a king size water bed installed. When he gets it back, he drives all over Houston looking for the guy in the VW so he can show him up.
He finally sees the VW parked on the side of the road, so he drives up next to it and honks the horn. When the guy doesn't roll down the window he gets out and walks up to the car and notices the windows are all steamed up, so he knocks on one to get the guy’s attention. A few seconds later the Texan opens it a crack.
"Now I've got a king size water bed in my limo!" the limo owner says.
The Texan replies, "You got me out of the shower just to tell me that?!!"
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My bad. Used wrong search terms
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The idea of a "car phone" and a "fax" in the joke itself should've told you right there it's been around for a while.
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The linked version is much better too!
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Submitted my first bug report ever to MS regarding Visual Studio last night (or this morning, depends how you look at it), and had it accepted[^]. I'd put an exclamation on the end of that last sentence, but yuck! Too much time lost! The joy of answering your own questions[^]! I guess graduation of a sorts...
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The bad news is, MS don't fix bugs... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yay! Long constructor initializer list it is!
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I think they get to a certain number of bugs then release a new version. LOAP
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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With a predetermined number of new bugs for us to find.
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Like a grown up game of hide n seek, except you have to pay to play.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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You mean they don't fix features! 
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They are only features when they appear in the manual! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It's not a bug, it's a feature!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I submitted my first against Visual C++ 1.52 and I'm still waiting for a fix.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Awesome. Reflects the score when you click on it.
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Used to a girl friend that was like that! 
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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I think that @Chris-Maunder should have a contest where the winner gets a dozen Idaho Spud Bars[^]
What say ye?
Note: The Idaho Spud Bars are *really* inexpensive at the moment so, now's yer chance, Chris!
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