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Go die in a fire!
[We're not off till Thursday]
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Latvian, Estonian, and Romanian all walk into bar owned by Russian man. They sit down at bar, and Russian bartender say,"Good evening, comrades! I'll make deal with you: I'll put mystery drink in shot glass. If you can make guess of what drink is, you get 15 minutes alone in back room with Olga. What say, comrades?" All three men happily agree to bet. So, Russian bartender sets shot glass in front of each man, grabs a bottle from shelf, and pours mystery drink.
Estonian take first shot and say, "Hmm, is taste li-..." and Estonian man is fall over dead from stool.
Romanian man take shot next and say, "Hmm, is taste li-..." and Romanian is fall over dead from stool.
Latvian man is take shot and say, "Hmm, is taste like...water runoff from nuclear power plant!"
"Very good, comrade, you guess right! Here is key, go in back. Olga is waiting already." Latvian man is so excite, as wife died from malnourish long ago and hasn't had goat around either because nobody in Latvia have goat.
Latvian man unlocks door, room is dark. He shuts and locks door behind, turns on light and sees Olga. Only Olga is not sexy Russian woman; Olga is large, hungry wolf-dog. Olga attacks the Latvian man, killing and eating him. Is good, because suffering is now over.
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I think the jury's still out ... although I did 
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What was behind the other door?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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A Ukrainian with a surface to air missile... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It looks you tried the mistery drink too.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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I'm guessing the joke is that it's a shaggy dog story - apologies for spoiling the fun... not 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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HomerTheGreat wrote: Is good, because suffering is now over.
Same thing I was thinking after finish reading.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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It was in Finish?
That explains why I didn't laugh - I'm no good with Foreign Languages... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm no good with Foreign Languages...
I'm still working on English. 
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'm still working on English.
Still a foreign language for Griff...
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Mike Hankey wrote: Same thing I was thinking after finish reading
I guess most people'd have been wondering what the F they just read! 
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I am still suffer....
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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Could some one explain to me why northern cold countries seem to excel and as you go south to more "livable" climates the world goes to hell.
Case in point; southern EU vrs northern EU.
Doesn't have to be EU. Seems to be global phenomenon.
Latvia and potatoes... hmmmm
modified 20-Jul-14 8:57am.
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Because when it's cold enough to freeze your bits off, you don't fancy going to the beach. So you may as well stay indoors and work...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Seems to be reversed on the southern hemisphere. Maybe it's the temperature?
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No, I think it's that they are all busy clinging to the ground in an attempt not to fall off - that's got to make it harder to work.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I was expecting a joke. This was...I have no clue what.
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Shaggy_dog_story[^] - it's quite clever really, because both in its content and in its spirit - it is a shaggy dog story.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Three companies, Latvian, Estonian and Romanian get a deal from an US company.
"We discovered an alien blueprint of a super tank. Whoever can build it gets one billion."
One month later, Latvians get back.
- Guys, the blueprint are from a helicopter, not a tank.
- You are incompetents, you won't get paid.
Two months later, Estonians get back.
- Guys, the blueprint are really from a helicopter, this is not a tank.
- You idiots. No money for you.
Finally, after three months, Romanians returns with a perfect super tank.
- Congratulations! You got yourselves richer with a billion. But how did you get it? The other guys said is a helicopter.
- Well, we got a helicopter too, but we use a lot of rasps to get a tank.
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Russian jokes. Oh the enjoyment.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Probably not by linking to the Lounge.
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I'm not familiar with the family, so...
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