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These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries in NHS (National Health Service) Greater Glasgow
1. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
5. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.
6. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
7. While in ER, Eva was examined, x-rated and sent home.
8. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
9. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
10. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.
11. Mrs Evans slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
12. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Jones, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree
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Vivic wrote: exactly as typed by medical secretaries in NHS (National Health Service) Greater Glasgow
Strange that it sounds so American then.
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It's A&E here, in the UK, not ER.
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Cubby Checker wins lawsuit and Twists his hips. 
Sorry I'll get my coat!
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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The app author may ask for his app to be restored as "Free Willy".
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The app's approach using the shoe size for calculating is interesting. We don't need the latest IPhone anymore
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Here I am, sitting in the car with three kids for the past half hour, because yhe wife had to run into the dollar store to grab two things. She needed balloons ang goody bags for our daugjtets birthday party. Why does a quick dash into the store always have to take soooo loooooooooong?
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Cell phone keyboards suck
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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There's a mall in Barcelona that my wife enjoys a lot (it's like a palace inside).
In male restrooms there are some adverts on top of the urinals that explain there's the male parking were beers can be bought, TV's, consoles and other fun things can be used for free so meanwhile your wife is buying you can at least have a good time.
Never been there, but I've always found it funny.
modified 25-Jul-14 2:11am.
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Joan Murt wrote: beers
Joan Murt wrote: for free
Sounds like paradise. Can't be true.
Joan Murt wrote: Never been there,
Why not?!?
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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PJ Arends wrote: Sounds like paradise. Can't be true.
It is not true, my fault writing it...
I guess this answers your question... 
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Are you implying that there is the possibility that a woman can shop for short amount of time? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Wishful thinking; I know.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Unless you're in Barcelona.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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I like the 3 dollar monster water guns, have to inspect them for defects that can take a few minutes... I just assume everyone does the same.
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Blinders and a list next time.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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Yeah right!
You must be married too.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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PJ Arends wrote: You must be married too.
No but now you know why.
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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The trick is to go in with her, and then complain that she's taking too long. That'll shave off at least 20-30% of your wait time.
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