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Lucky for me I've got an Adobe PDF Convert plugin for IE9 so I can fearlessly save any link here in the Lounge to a far-off directory on a nameless harddrive, one under a pile of other harddrives ... to be accessed when I'm old and tired and more bored with life than I am now ...
(Beware all users of this Adobe Converter plugin far-off link target saver! -> "View Adobe PDF Result" option MUST BE UNTICKED!)
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Are black and white colours, this week? Which camp is currently ahead in the war?
The bollocks that wankers fight about provides me with no end of either amusement or annoyance.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Black is a colour: ask any Goth.
White is a colour: ask Donald Trump... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Black is a colour: ask any Goth.
I did, once. She said "Ur".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Thank you, I now have a period of time where I can not concentrate on Coding for at least 5 minutes 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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We expect to be around 40 ℃ for the next two/three days...
I upgraded my cubicle[^]...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It was just over 47c in our garden on Friday (Doha) according to the wife, and just before I came offshore it was over 44.
Summer is definitely on the way!
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There is a main difference...Jerusalem is inland and the air is so dry, that you actually can't sweat...
In Doha it probably different, because of the sea...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Is it not the other way round, the higher the humidty the harder it is to sweat and cool down because the moisture cannot evaporate.
Surely the reason you don't sweat is because the moisture immediately evaporates. The reality is that you just don't see the sweat collecting.
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It was a kind of joke...Anything evaporating fast because of the dry air - even your sweat... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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well either way.....it is still hot!
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The only problems I see are (a) waterproofing my equipment, (b) having to come up for air every minute or so, and (c) convincing Management that I now identify as a dolphin.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: I now identify as a dolphin.
Lucky for you, you can sue them if they discriminate and don't get you a bathtub to work in. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It is 35 ℃ in Larnaca at the moment, but I live about 15 km inland, where we have a strong Northerly wind, keeping it down to 30 ℃ - but the forecasters say this will be a very hot summer.
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Not far behind you here in Phoenix; I'm sure we'll catch up and pass you all too soon.
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Looks quiet and peaceful
- this is what I need at work
but don't forget to breathe...
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Toronto's a pleasant 0 ℃. Yes, zero. In the middle of May.
/ravi
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Like a friend of mine always says: "Toronto, a nice place to be from".
Here in the Vancouver area we have had several weeks in the high 20s but today is overcast and low 20s.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Can you get me a visa? Bloody hate hot weather!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Your CP profile seems to indicate you don't need a visa to visit Canada.
Be sure to visit in February, when you may get to enjoy some pleasantly cool temperatures.[^]
/ravi
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I feel your pain. It's supposed to go down to around 1C tonight here in Pittsburgh PA.
John
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All too familiar.
Many times I have thought that the author of Dilbert, Scott Adams, worked in the same company as me. 
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Yup! Dilbert is a documentary!
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
- G.K. Chesterton
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A very accurate documentary.
"It's funny, because it's true." as the saying goes.
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