|
If you leave a pack of butter on the cooling radiator and the heating comes on then move the butter BEFORE it melts and dribbles all over the floor.
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
Why? 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
|
|
|
|
|
Me wanted butter for me bread for me soup. Butter was hard, it is now runnier than the soup.
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
This is one of the few acceptable uses of a microwave...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Softening butter (and defrosting)
It's got to be useful for something, and that is about it for me - apart from being a lockable cage where I can put food to cool so our Feline Flea Factory can't get it...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
|
|
|
|
|
OriginalGriff wrote: food to cool so our Feline Flea Factory can't get it.
You and me too (we have three FFFs).
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
|
|
|
|
|
Me no have microwave; well not here anyway.
I do however have a huge pot of babgulyasleves what I cooked last night. It should be nicely matured now and I shall partake of a bowl in around 'as soon as it's heated' minutes.
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
So mop it up with the bread. Simple!
Will Rogers never met me.
|
|
|
|
|
TOTD = twit of the day?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
|
|
|
|
|
I wsa thinking Tip, but Twit'll do. 
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
Tit OTD, as in the person who did it...
|
|
|
|
|
If you share your hostel room with a bunch of German grannies that - as soon as they enter - turn down the heating, open the windows wide to let the cold in, then ask you if this is ok with you, then you put your camera that got drenched by the rough weather when snapping pictures with, of and for the California Dreamies on the only safe space to let it dry which happens to be the radiator, and then - while you are out (with said dreamies) - that guy from Berlin you already met on the island mountain weeks ago gets the last bunk in said room, closing the windows and turning up the heating to the maximum without removing previously drenched camera from the radiator so said camera gets heated up well touchability, you will find out that surprisingly, after about a week of practically not working at all, your camera starts working again, with minor issues but generally still making decent photos.
That's what you learn when travelling.
|
|
|
|
|
I did a similar clever once. I had adjusted my watch and not secured the winder correctly, thus rendering it non-waterproof. Then I took a shower.
The watch was placed on a small soft pad and then onto the radiator. After a few days it dried out perfectly and works well keeping good time. The standard price for a service including 'strip and clean' is £350; I think I saved a few bob there.
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
I once had a six disk DVD player - big bugger it were, it had a rotating platter with six DVD spaces in it and it were dead handy to change disks from the comfort of me armchair.
Then we moved in here, and guess who put it on the windowsill? Nice deep windowsills we have here, a good foot from the edge to the window itself, nice and secure, even if six inches or so or the player hung over the edge. And all was well.
Then it got cooler, and guess who turned the heating on?
And who came down in the morning to find said player looking like it was designed by the master, Dali, himself?
And had to spend ages trying to hack the molten remains apart to work out what disks he had left in it overnight? 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
|
|
|
|
|
They just announced that OPCW has received the prize. In the UK, Malala Yousafzai was widely tipped which proves you can't trust the bookies. We'll never know how they decide who gets what as the selection process is shrouded in secrecy but personally I'd have liked to see her share the prize. Both are worthy recipients. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
|
|
|
|
|
Personally I think they throw darts at a newspaper. How else could then Senator Obama get one?
[edit]
He may have been president elect at that time.
modified 11-Oct-13 7:12am.
|
|
|
|
|
That's what my thoughts were too...
|
|
|
|
|
He got it for not being a Bush, not for anything he had achieved. Because that isn't very much.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
|
|
|
|
|
Jörgen Andersson wrote: He got it for not being a Bush,
Which is an admirable quality.
And by not being Bush he instantly made thousands of people less inclined to blow up America - myself included.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
|
|
|
|
|
Sadly the good kharma seems to have been short lived.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
|
|
|
|
|
I dunno, I still think he is looked on far more favourably outside the US than he is in it, and the US is far more popular than it was under the Bush administration.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
|
|
|
|
|
I could make a comment here but that is better for the soapbox.
|
|
|
|
|
I agree it sure wasn't for anything he did!
|
|
|
|
|
I was betting on Benzodiazepine, nothings bought us more peace.
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
