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I have a fear of speed humps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You should think that they could put up a warning sign, but instead they always put up the Nude Beach Ahead[^] sign! 
Warning: Link totally SFW! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You misspelled word "beach" - s/ea/it/ 
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I have got speed humped for posting question 
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You'll get over it slowly... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The latest reincarnation of ORT, I suspect...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Could be... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What hump?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
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Everyone has their ups and downs I suppose.
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OriginalGriff wrote: speed humps
A quickie at lunch? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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That requires a real suspension of belief. Hopefully, absorbing that doesn't shock you.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Of your Signature, @Balboos, here's a branch:
"If you are searching for failure in others, you won't be disappointed."
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If your amused by musing, you can go to my Home Page. Quality varies greatly from top to bottom.
However - if you do decide to visit, I'd prefer you do a google search for 'balboos' and then, from the list, click on "BALBOOS' Contemplations & Such", which may not be on the front page. I want it to move to the front page and being selected from a search does that. With a rare-ish search such as this, the order can change rather easily.
Left side, with one exception, quotes from others; right side - the results of a savant-ranter
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Good read of quotes, indeed!
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Now it's the turn of Victoria Wood[^]. Like many of my generation, she brought immense pleasure to me with her unique brand of humour.
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Oh sh*t! ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) I shall miss her.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That is a shock (Bruce looks on his way out to). Yet Jim Davidson is still fit and healthy. 
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Brucie? He predates the dinosaurs! 
I'm fairly sure his passing is mentioned under "end of the world: signs of" in Mayan texts...
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To be fair, he wrote the Mayan texts.
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Nah, Brucie will be with us for a good while yet. He's recovering nicely according to his doctors. He'll be wanting to outdo Nicholas Parsons, who looks like he'll be still working at 100, if nothing else!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yeah, Doris Roberts[^] died recently too. Not sure if it was mentioned on CP.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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RIP Doris. Didn't see a mention but I don't spend as much time in the lounge as I used to.
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Damn.
That's 3 from the ELR cast now. First Frank a decade ago, then Geoffrey last year and now Marie. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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I particularly liked her funny songs 
Not sure if you listen to BBC Radio4, however there was a good episode of More or less[^] recently where they went over the statistics of recent celebrity deaths.
The conclusion was that it did appear that there were more celebrity deaths reported so far this year than there have been in the past(for a similar period of time).
It's one of those radio shows that occasionally has a few gems in it and I wished I listened to it more regularly.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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