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They are all nutters it's our job to try and guess which will do the least damage.
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Error: Unhandled PoliticalException
Message: No acceptable candidate found
StackTrace: USA.Election.2016
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Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Quote: No acceptable candidate found
We are talking about politicians, right? You are setting the bar for acceptability way too high for a career in that field. We must be kind to the intellectually impaired! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Amen. Standing (running, for our American friends) for high office is a sure indication of raving lunacy.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Corporate Occupied MallBurgerLand (where I wuz bored) has an endless supply of nutters.
cheers, Bill
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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Happy Australia Day[^]. I see Bob is having himself Marmite and a brew - didn't know that Marmite was conpulsory for celebrations down under... 
Take it easy on the Penguin Piss, MM! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Have a closer lok at Bob's right hand and you will see that he is holding a pot of Vegemite[^]. Hence the reference to a Vegemite sandwich in this video[^] after 01:12.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Marmite / Vegemite - it's disgusting all the same...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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on the road to recovery.
Just kidding I'm on the road to the book store.
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My first paycheck was entirely devolved to the nearest library.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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You do know you are supposed to return the books after reading!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I'm sorry, library is a false friend in Italian - I wanted to say bookshop  BTW we don't usually have fines for lateness (excpet after more than 6 months and at least 2 formal notifications) because as a public service open to everyone users are not supposed to have money to spare, so the fine is actually a ban from the service of the same lenght of the lateness.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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That many late fines? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As I answered in the post before, I wanted to say bookshop. In Italian "libreria" means bookshop, while library is "biblioteca" (derived straigthly from Greek).
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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I usually send the books on a road that leads to me. Unless I want one in my native language, then I take a different road than you, but the destination is the same. And there are these little book shops in Ljubljana, not sure how to translate the word, but those are worth checking out - usually for some unknown or known but rare/hard to get poetry.
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Lisa: "But dad, I love books like you love beer."
Homer: "Young lady, then you have a serious reading problem!"
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I'm also a bookaholic, only until I download the PDF.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Give me paper and a comfortable coach.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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OK! Would you like for Kindle or for Desktop?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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How do they make bookahol? Mix old books, water and yeast and then wait a few weeks?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The glue they use to bind the books can be processed. 
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It may not look as intellectual, but would simply sniffing the glue not work better?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The process is similar to that used to make Stone Soup.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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