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For one lucky member of this parish, life could be about to get very weird with a high chance of increased alcohol/blood levels.
On Friday, Mrs Wife and I are going to look at some houses very near to one of you. I'll give no more clues but watch out for screaming villagers running for their lives. Then you'll know we've arrived.
*evilGrin*
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If you can find my house, you can get the next to it (some 15 Km)... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It is a Ukian denizen who is in trouble 
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Well, it can't be me - the Gordons distillery is miles away.
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*saying nothing face*
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Hah! You do realize lemons are banned produce in Wales because you can't deep fry them?
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OriginalGriff wrote: can't deep fry them
I think you are wrong there...
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I have my own lemon tree. 
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Do you have your own personal Sun as well?
'Cause no bugger can use the one we get... 
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There's bugger all sun here in the Southeast. 
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For the right prize I can lend you the spare we have (and we have a lot of)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Can we organise a Sun Pipeline? 'Cause packing it in brown paper is going to be a problem.
Serious fiber optics may be necessary...
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We may organize some meetings and go for a startup about it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Would you really consider moving to a place you can't even pronounce??? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The city we're looking at I can pronounce very well thanks, we've visited many times and like it; hence thinking of getting a bolthole there.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: we've visited many times and like it;
Well, that rules out Luton anyway, so I guess DD is safe... 
And if it's in the UK, it rules out gay Pari with a butthole bolthole overlooking the Hilton... 
So, don't keep us in suspense - Where are you looking?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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England!
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I know that I'm far too poor for you to consider living anywhere near me.
Weren't you looking Nottingham way recently or did I dream that? You've never struck me as a big enthusiast of gun crime so I cannot imagine why you would.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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We did look there, we saw and turned around again!
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Smart man.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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As our budgie isn't too big, we can't afford dan-saf so we're having to look North and West [but not as far as Northwest and the hubcap stealing scouse b'tards]
Prices are funny, some places we thought would be expensive are relatively cheap and others are way overpriced. My take on it is that prices go up for any reason, but nothing brings them down again. Rural is good, city centre is good, no shops or too many shops push up the price, new build or old plots are both at a premium. The housing market in the UK is like a Sunday morning dockside hooker after the fleet just landed...
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: we're having to look North and West
What, like Buckinghamshire?
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No, beyond civilization in the industrialised wilds!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: a Sunday morning dockside hooker after the fleet just landed
Ah, that takes me back ...
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Mostly it's a question of trend. Near Turin (Italy) going North small houses cost a freaking lot while going South the prices tend to lower. Despite the climate and terrain being much better on the South side, as on the North it is highly probable that when it snows you'll be locked home due to high pendence hills and higher precipitations. Also public transportation is way less dense and organized, the humudity is barely tolerable and the houses are ancient.
But North is trendy because it's closer to Sestriere, Bardonecchia and Ceresole, notable skiing locations. Also the first escapees from the city moved there and created a huge mystique about the place while almost everyone who moved South downplayed a lot - mostly to not being invaded by city-dwellers. Yes we of Asti are a bit aloof and wary...
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