ØQuote by Prasad_Kulkarni Quote: "The sad news is, nobody owes you a career. Your career is literally your business. You own it as a sole proprietor. You have one employee: yourself. -Andrew S. Grove ØyaQuote by Rahul Rajat Singh Learning is the beginning of wealth. Learning is the beginning of health. Learning is the beginning of spirituality. Searching and learning is where the miracle process all begins. ØQuotes on a lighter note... by Vani Kulkarni All good things must come to an end, I just want to know when they start! ------------------ Careful planning will never replace dumb luck. ------------------ (and more...) JTN Youth Congress mistakes Times for Time by thatraja Clickety Comments from there: Tomorrow they will mix up sania and Sonia then that would be interesting - Sachin (Mumbai) Next time they are going to compliment INC for American congress' achievement. - Simz (Bangalore) Thank God these guys did not tear up the Time Tables of school children. - Raja (Bangalore) ---- did the railway TIME TABLE ESCAPE? - chellappan sivarajapillai ----------- Next TIME you mention TIME, Youth Congress in TN will start breaking all WATCHES and CLOCKS! - Hari Prahlad Youth congress will be now wondering why US congress is not taking permission from Sonia gandhi. - Dilip (Bangalore) Some youth congress members also destroyed their watches. Because watches showed TIME, they thought they were owned by the same parent company. - Abbas Beguwala (Mumbai) Instead of buying Time Magazine which is pretty costly, someone might have advised them to buy times of India - shamanthnv (Bangalore) Quiz time !!! What do you get when you add sycophancy with idiocy? Answer: followers of Rahul Gandhi. - Himanshu Sharma (Bangalore) This Made My Day! ØQuote [modified] by Sachin Gargava A man is great by deeds, not by birth. By Chanakya modified yesterday. ØRetirement of two famous international players [modified] by Abhinav S Following the injury and announcement of Mark Boucher, Brett Lee too has decided to retire from all forms of internationals. Brett Lee
Both were great players in this generation and both enjoyed great success along with their respective teams. ØColour of the day by Prerak Patel White... in Vipsa's mouth ØPJ by Prerak Patel Q: What is the cube of 13? A: SUROOR TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR This time PJ is not deadly but song was. JJOTD (Hindi) by Prasad_Kulkarni Santa went to hospital for ECG Nurse boli: Kapde utaro.. Santa: Pehle ECG kar le? ØTGIF by Suresh Suthar Finally after almost 2 month I am little relaxed from office work and planning to enjoy weekend with Vipsa. BTW,anybody have friggatriskaidekaphobia (Fear of Friday the 13th)? Happy weekend. Enjoy!! ØHi. Today I’m going to talk to you about farts by Pramod harithsa .. said 6th grader Sophie Paterson at the Central Hawke’s Bay Primary Schools Rotary speech competition in New Zealand. Farting is a fact of life. Everybody farts. I think farts are hilarious. The Queen farts, superstars fart and I fart. We will fart until the day we die. And apparently a person can still fart after death! more of fart here and the speech ended with a poem which went like this: A fart can be useful It gives the body ease, It warms the bed in winter And suffocates the fleas. #Hillarious ØEngland vs India by Prerak Patel When I heard of it, India was leading 2-0. And now they lost series to England women's team 3-2. Final was decided as per DL. ØBest programming comments..!! by _A_K_ .....Best programming comments I've ever seen!! JEnjoy the Weekend with some Jokes by _ Kunal Chowdhury _ Once prof. Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. Do you know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper was leaking!!! Santa: Ghar ka sara keemti samaan chupa k rakh do, mere dost aa raha hein. Jeeto: Kyun? Aapka dost chura lengey? Santa: Nehin, pehchan lengey!!! Santa: That girl is so beautiful!! Banta: I know her name. Santa: What's her name? Banta: She works in Bank and her name is written in the counter as "Current Account" Santa dials a number and a girl receives the call. Santa: Who are you? Girl: Sita here. Santa: I dialed to Chandigarh but this went to Ayodhya. Enjoy the weekend!!! ØWeekend Treat : The Dark Knight Rises in Wasseypur by SalCon Hilarious mashup of two epic movies. What's going on in Lounge? codeproject.com|Lounge
ØDo you walk around the office by Slacker007 or your home, when you are deep in thought? I do. For me, I do my best thinking either on the pot, or going for a walk. I had a real difficult problem on some of our OCR software this week, and I had been working on it for two days now. The worst thing I could have done, was to just sit there at the computer, trying to solve it. So, I went for a walk around the office, said hi to a few people and then it hit me. I went back to my computer and bang, problem solved. Spank you very much, may I have another. ØFrom El Reg... by Dalek Dave Here Regarding Clones and Samsung. I think it is cool to NOT have an apple. It is teenage girls and overpaid muggles that think having an apple product makes them a better human being. JThe terrible curse by Espen Harlinn Jason was in a plane, seated next to an elegant woman wearing the most dazzling and stunning gem he had ever seen. He asked her about it. "This is the Red Beryl Emerald," replied the woman. "It's a rare gem found in Utah, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it." "What's the curse?" Jason asked. "Mr Emerald." ØFootball News (English this time). by Dalek Dave John Terry Being a Twat Verdict I like this line from 14.15: "Judge Riddle has a verdict. The issue for the court to decide is not whether Terry is a racist, but whether he used "f****** black c***" as an insult. Lots of character witnesses say he is not." Not what? A F*****g Black C**t? Remove the word black and you have John Terry down to a T! ØWhat's for lunch? by Albert Holguin Me and hungry coworkers... You can't dislike kittens! In case you don't like it... You've got to be kitten me! ´When Was Your First Meta-Nostalgic Moment? by AspDotNetDev Mine was just now; before now, I had never tried to recall my first nostalgic moment. Man, them were the days that were the days.
Aries: If you're out doing a lot of running around today, you're bound to be striking up conversations with people wherever you go. Taurus: You'll be in a pretty cooperative frame of mind today, and making a few sacrifices for those you care about could go a long way right now. Gemini: You'll be feeling extremely confident and optimistic at the moment, and you'll be eager to express yourself in every way possible today. Cancer: Try to be sensitive to the needs of your family today, and just make sure you're willing to make a few sacrifices on behalf of them right now. Leo: There's bound to be an awful lot going on in your life today, but you'll be primarily focused on wanting to enjoy yourself with some good friends right now. Virgo: If you'd like to be out enjoying some type of little adventure today, just realize that there will be a few other things that you'll have to take care of first. Libra: You'll be feeling pretty hopeful and optimistic today. Scorpio: If you have to deal with a few difficult issues involving your finances today, just try to take a deep breath and relax a bit before flying off the handle. Sagittarius: You're really bound to enjoy the social whirl right now. Capricorn: If you've been feeling a little ambitious lately, just realize that some important people will be watching you in the coming days. Aquarius: You'll be able to have a few fun little adventures today. Pisces: You'll really feel like focusing on some of the more exciting aspects of life today.
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Once prof. Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. Do you know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper was leaking!!! Santa: Ghar ka sara keemti samaan chupa k rakh do, mere dost aa raha hein. Jeeto: Kyun? Aapka dost chura lengey? Santa: Nehin, pehchan lengey!!! Santa: That girl is so beautiful!! Banta: I know her name. Santa: What's her name? Banta: She works in Bank and her name is written in the counter as "Current Account" Santa dials a number and a girl receives the call. Santa: Who are you? Girl: Sita here. Santa: I dialed to Chandigarh but this went to Ayodhya. Enjoy the weekend!!!
.. said 6th grader Sophie Paterson at the Central Hawke’s Bay Primary Schools Rotary speech competition in New Zealand.
Farting is a fact of life. Everybody farts. I think farts are hilarious. The Queen farts, superstars fart and I fart. We will fart until the day we die. And apparently a person can still fart after death!