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LOL 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Well, you can be happy you don't have a wife like mine then.
Apparently, I do with regard to moving things around.
Johnny J. wrote: She goes around moving EVERYTHING from the smallest item to the largest piece of furniture and even the paintings on the wall - with regular (short) intervals.
Ditto. I once was asked to move the refrigerator to the other side of the kitchen. Mind you the refrigerator lives in a space specially designed so that it is out of the way but close to a counter top so you can take things out and work with them right there.
The other side of the room has no counters and the refrigerator will be sticking out into the room. I tried to tell her that but what do I know?
As you may imagine once I get the refrigerator to the other side of the room she says it is sticking out into the room too much. 
So I dutifully moved it back to the specifically built alcove where it has resided since we built the house 12 years ago. Me and the refrigerator were happy, but I think she eyes it from time to time and tries to figure out where to move it. 
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That's odd, because when Herself can't find something of hers she asks where I have put it... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Of course - rather than admit she can't remember where she put it, it's better to blame you for the disappearance... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yep - I'm wrong again!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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devenv.exe wrote: Can't they just press Ctrl + F in Visual studio?
How is that even funny? Its just pathetic. Completely lacking in humour, as well as of questionable taste.
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Erudite_Eric wrote: Its just pathetic. Completely lacking in humour, as well as of questionable taste.
How is that even funny?
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Saturated fat 'ISN'T bad for your heart'[^]
The original study, I forget who by, eliminated two outliers in its data set in order to show a nice linear correlation between dietary fat and heart disease, and went on to form govt policy for decades. Of course as an idea it was simple, and acceptable, and thus swallowed all the more easily.
I wonder what other corrupted science with a simplistic message has gone on to form govt policy for decades....
modified 18-Mar-14 7:21am.
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Erudite_Eric wrote: hear disease
Whats hear disease is that when I can't hear things?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Eh? Whassat? Type up young man - I just had toast!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW OLD MAN?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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TWENTY FIVE PAST ELEVEN!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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in a bucket?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Flowers as well, how kind.
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shh else Griff will want flowers too
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Flowers.
Pretty.
Mine? Where?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm running an experiment right now where I don't avoid saturated fats and see if it kills me.
Will let you know in 50 - 70 years.
It's harder than you may think, almost every product these days is completely free of any nutritional value. Food these days is just cardboard, air, water and a mildly toxic artificial sweetener.
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Erudite_Eric wrote: I wonder what other corrupted science with a simplistic message has gone on to form govt policy for decades....
Some rumor tells that it does not make deaf neither.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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If this was in the Soapbox I would say GW but I cannot do that in the Lounge. 
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Here's a clue, Fat Boy wants you to mention GW as refuting it has become his raison d'etre.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Fat Boy wants you to mention GW as refuting it has become his raison d'etre
He doesn't believe in the Internet top-level domain of Guinea-Bissau?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ooh Ooh do I have time to get the popcorn before it all kicks off?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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