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RyanDev wrote: Whether it is homework, regular work, or hobby if someone asks a question they should all be treated the same. Help if you can.
I agree with that, unfortunately, many homework questions (here and elsewhere) are very poor and only want a full solution when what they should be asking for is just some guidance.
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If these chaps team up with the velociraptors, we're doomed...
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I think the Honey Badger came after the zookeeper near the end.
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Not a phrase you hear often:
"...Brian knew he had to get his badger under control!
I kinda expect that on a rude birthday card! 
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I watched that program a couple of days ago.
Incredible creatures, outwitted the humans fairly often.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I want to watch it but PBS says, I cannot watch it in India.
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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Re-dial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
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The word you were looking for is misogynistic[^].
Software Zen: delete this;
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Don't you mean true? It really is unfortunate, that so many stereo types are not based on any particular -ism but anecdotal observations from our daily life. Being behind another person in the ATM is an exercise in frustration as you watch the individual perform many actions completely unrelated to the task at hand, completely oblivious to the line. To add insult to injury I am surprised I haven't been in an accident an ATM, my bank has a drive through with two ATM machines, thus two lines. I am not even surprised any more at how many people accelerate without looking and then honk at me for being in "their" way causing "them" to slam on the brakes.
But, yeah, it isn't just women.
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The original complaint about the joke was that it was racist, which doesn't make sense as the joke never mentioned race. The joke was misogynistic.
That being said, I've had my share of encounters with morons in the ATM lane at my bank. I've never noticed a preponderence of women over men, however.
Software Zen: delete this;
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He was making a funny. He did not mean racist literally.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Given the quality of the Lounge humor in recent months, that comes as a surprise.
Software Zen: delete this;
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There was a point not long ago where everything was racist. Probably had something to do with Obama getting elected, I can't recall but if you said anything bad about anyone people would say your racist. It's just a joke. I'm surprised people didn't see that.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: There was a point not long ago where everything was racist.
Ah, I must have missed that. Thanks for clearing it up.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Thanks for clearing it up.
Don't thank him. You are supposed to accuse him of a hidden racist agenda there. 
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: You are supposed to accuse him of a hidden racist agenda there.
That's racist.
/ravi
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RyanDev wrote: There was a point not long ago where everything was racist. Probably had something to do with Obama getting elected,
That is racist. 
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Quote: Probably had something to do with Obama getting elected,
That is racist.
Voting for Obama was racist? Hm. I might agree. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: There was a point not long ago where everything was racist
Man, that's so gay.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No. That was in the 80s.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I think he was going for a joke there [intentionally using 'racist' in non-race contexts, including gender-ones, is a common troll tactic in forums]
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What race does this joke denigrate? 
/ravi
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