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Some people feel that being either arrested or killed in a terrible accident is their calling in life.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nevermind, I actually meant "reading while sitting in a car and someone else is driving".
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Now, that was too obvious from your original statement, wasn't it? Good one!  
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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I am sure the photographer in the OP does not pilot while taking pictures, so I'D thought this would be obvious enough...
Sorry, the traffic light just turned green, have to go.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
modified 19-Aug-14 4:25am.
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Cool! And I thought I was doing good moonlighting as towel boy for the Swedish Women's Ski Team.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Cool! And I thought I was doing good moonlighting as towel boy for the Swedish Women's Ski bikini Team.
FTFY 
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I'm envious of #3, #10 and #20[^]! 
And J Lo's nipple tweaker[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Got an E-Mail from an auto-bot from CodeProject.
It had a link to a survey question.
I clicked.
I have approximately zero knowledge on the topic.
How do I answer ?
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Surveys don't need you to be an expert in that particular environment. You just need to share your opinion brother. That's all!
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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The question is...
"...Check all the things you think SAP does (no cheating and looking up wikipedia!)
Please choose 1 or more options..."
That acronym just never crosses my line of work. I have no need of SAP, never have, it's just something for other people to worry about.
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There you go !!!
I like it.
The rule says no cheating by asking Wikipedia.
I can still ask the experts here; HA ! And be halfway confident that I'm reading at least half-truths instead of wikipedi-ized accounts of reality !
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The top answer should of course be Slows All Processes
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I thought it was Sement All Processes; because once you implement SAP it will cost a zillion dollars to make even the smallest change to how you do business.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The answer, of course is:
Provides little or no discernible benefit to the customer, while increasing the bank balance of the consultancy you are forced to bring in, resulting in mass layoffs when you go bankrupt.
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OK, I cheated for you:
[Sap] is a fluid transported in xylem cells (tracheids or vessel elements) or phloem sieve tube elements of a plant. The xylem cells transport water and nutrients throughout the plant.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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C-P-User-3 wrote: That acronym just never crosses my line of work
"ignorance is bliss"
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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When in doubt, choose option C.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Okay, the options are...
From the Survey...
What does SAP do?
Check all the things you think SAP does (no cheating and looking up wikipedia!)
Please choose 1 or more options
Cloud based Platform-as-a-Service
Customer Relationship Management
Enterprise Resource Planning
Javascript UI frameworks
NoSQL Database appliances
Okay, I want to make it clear that I don't know the right answer. I want to deliberately make the wrong choice, but I have a 20% chance of making the right one (which would be wrong).
Uhm.
Which of these 5 is the wrongest choice to make ?
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"The only way to win is not to play." -- WOPR
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Enterprise Resource Planning? 
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SAP's got nothing on PEWPEWPEW!
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You do what everyone else does in this situation... make it up as you go along... 
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C-P-User-3 wrote: zero knowledge
C-P-User-3 wrote: How do I answer ?
You have, most eloquently.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Will Rogers never met me.
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