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Don't mess with the goat ass.
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I am very suspicious.
This morning I opened a packet of Hob Nobs. Chocolate. Large. Family. For the use of.
There are none left. It has to be Ali! 
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count your fingers, if you have fewer than you did before opening the packet then yes its was Ali
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You mean Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa?
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No - she who must be obeyed (or at least fed chocolate) known worldwide (at least on CP) as DeathByChocolate
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You are a wanted men!!!
I just got questioned about someone called Paul Griffin...First I told I do not know him, but after saw his photos I could not deny anymore...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
modified 17-Sep-14 5:49am.
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These people who questioned you...did they show you any ID? Did they have dark glasses? Did any of them have a prehensile tail?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No. Yes. No.
(But they had some silent companion of mountain size)
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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He's just hired muscle. It's the short one of the two you have to worry about.
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OriginalGriff wrote: you have to worry about
Me! You maybe! They after you I tell you!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Depend on what you told them.
They may decide you know too much...keep a eye open; see if you are being tailed. If it who I think it is, they use at least six cars.
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I was able to retrieve a photo of one of them from the security camera - secret agent[^]
(Please destroy it immediately!)
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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That's a different flock - no sunglasses.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's the short one
Inconceivable!
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PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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I do not want to know why you tried that on... 
Anyway, talk like a pirate day[^] is first.
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Arr matey, it be Friday.
Just getting some practice in!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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That 'e be, shipmate!
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For all the Scots out there...
What will you vote tomorrow and why?
What would be the consequence? Will you get a president or royal family? Will you still be part of the EU? The UN?
Will you keep the pound or convert to another (new or existing) currency ?
... ?
[EDIT]Would the downvoter please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. And explain why?  [/EDIT]
modified 17-Sep-14 8:16am.
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V. wrote: For all the Scots out there...
I think you mean all the Scots, Brits, citizens of the EU, citizens of the Commonwealth, who were resident in Scotland at a point in time a couple of years ago.
V. wrote: What will you vote tomorrow and why?
Yes if they hate the English, No if they hate the people who hate the English.
V. wrote: What would be the consequence?
Shetland and the Orkneys will claim independence from Scotland and take all the oil with them, Scotland will go bust, the remainder of the UK will be ruled by President Boris for years as hunting poor people for sport becomes the most popular TV program ever.
V. wrote: Will you get a president or royal family?
They plan to keep the queen.
V. wrote: Will you still be part of the EU? The UN?
If they will have them.
V. wrote: Will you keep the pound or convert to another (new or existing) currency ?
They want to keep the pound but the remainder of the UK will make that as unpleasant an experience for them as they can.
V. wrote: ... ?
... --- ...
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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If we get President Boris in return for ditching the drunks north of the border then I'm now a YES! 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: ditching the drunks north of the border
That'll be you moving to Scotland, then? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Not Scots, but I can answer...
In strict order of asking:
Near as dammit 50/50 Yes or No
Division
Undecided, but the Royal Family will remain even if they go for a president
No
Not immediately but soon would be
They will try to keep the pound, or possibly go for the Jockish Groat until they join the EU then will have the Neu Deutsche Mark Euro.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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