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For my taste the best ones are the ones with jam 
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Simon_Whale wrote: Its been around since around late late year / early this year can't remember the exact date.
That's a sign you're getting old (like the rest of us!) - it was actually May 2011[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes, I have been refusing to admit it for years..
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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That's what happens when lawyers mix with programmers! I can swell, a fox in the garden 
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote: I can swell, a fox in the garden
How do you do that? Shove a garden hose down their mouth and fill them full of water?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Shove a garden hose down their mouth and fill them full of water?
Sounds a little kinky, to me. 
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote: I can swell, a fox in the garden
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How do you handle a boss that doesn't want to listen to your explanation and believe he is right! But you can see the flaw of the plan as plain as the back of your hands?
Definition:
Handle - make him see, calm him down, make him listen.
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Do it in writing, not contradicting or telling him another way, just saying "this is my idea" or "would there not be a problem if we did this..".
Give him every opportunity to change ideas without seeming to back down or be seen to be wrong.
Doing it in writing (eg. an email) means he can read it at his leisure, without any pressure, and think about a response - it's not putting him on the spot. Also, if he refuses to listen, goes ahead and it all goes pear shaped, if he tries to blame it on you you can just produce the email ...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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On second thought, I think am guilty of actually making him seen wrong! But sometime, I cant help it
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Wrong - write the application as he requested and enjoy him coming back and ask you to change it!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Study his tactics, devise a counter strategy, stock up on potions..
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handle with extreme caution, as if the boss was a cocktail shaker full of nitro glycerine. do not startle, jolt, shake or bump the boss. avoid heat, direct sunlight, open flame. if you must address the boss, do so in a polite whisper from behind a sturdy desk. do not expect a response. indeed, pray you don't get a response.
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote: How do you handle a boss that doesn't want to listen to your explanation and believe he is right!
There are other types of Bosses? 
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To calm someone down you have to first connect with them on an emotional level. Mirror whatever emotion he has and state it to him. Only after you have aligned at that level will he be most receptive to your plan.
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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote: How do you handle a boss that doesn't want to listen to your explanation and believe he is right!
Tell them one of your jokes.
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Slacker007 wrote: Tell them one of your jokes
I think not! Telling them on The Lounge here always get a particular person irritated because he always downvote and report as abusive or spam. To tell them to the boss, I think not!
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Slacker007 wrote: jokes.
Someones being generous today I see.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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subscribe him to the Dilbert newsletter and then refer him to as PHB
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Learn to negotiate. Negotiation is about give and take. Both parties have to feel as if they're getting a concession out of the deal. If you refuse to listen to him to get "your way" he'll do the same. And in the end he has the most leverage since he's paying you. Once you learn the give and take principle, and ensure he doesn't feel like your treating him like an idiot (he's not either, he figured out how to run a business and pay you), then he'll be a lot more willing to listen. It's people skills man.
Jeremy Falcon
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It's called appeasement. Let him think you agree with his plan, but secretly do it the right way. In the end, he will take credit anyway good or bad.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Smack him with the back of your hand until he sees it, too.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Mouse-over and find the horse:
Clinkle[^]
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Protip: there are two horses....
I like how little effort some of them have put in, kudos to those.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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