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I'm not so sure:
Given the opportunities for hilarity when stupid gets aired versus the mediocrity of many boob tube offerings...
Were the idiot filters were any better when we were young? (how else do you explain Tony Blackburn?)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Am I just being a grumpy old bugger, or is it truly as fruggin' stupid an idea as I think it is?
Are those two statements really mutually exclusive? 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Atcherley, some of the things I get grumpy about, when I think about them properly, I'm in the wrong.
I suppose that means that my lizard brain is still functioning normally*.
* No, that's not a reference to that Johnnie-come-lately Seth Gor-whatever, because he's a moron, too.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sounds quite normal to me.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Between these hashtags being promoted during shows, the station logo in the bottom-right corner, and promos for the upcoming show taking up almost half the screen, watching TV "live" has become even more of a horrible experience whenever I'm subjected to it (don't get me started on the 20+ minutes of commercials for one-hour shows).
Personally, I gave up on it years ago and only binge-watch a full season of a show after it's come out on DVD. As an added bogus, I tend to watch a lot less TV than I used to.
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Why would you watch a show that has this feature?
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Not for that feature -- why would you buy software that has features that are of no use to you?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We just had a pot luck lunch in the office for Halloween.
Firstly, no one brought bacon. Yes, I know I only have myself to blame.
Secondly, I ate too much. Much, much, much too much. All sorts of things like chicken curry, tamales, wings, croissant filled with turkey or ham, etc., etc.
The killer, of course, was the strawberry cream cake. Why did I have to have 2 pieces? Groan...
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Sounds to me like it's just as well there was no bacon.
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If there had been bacon, he wouldn't have needed to eat anything else...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sounds like you were tricked!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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We got taken to an Asian fusion buffet, and they had mushrooms wrapped in bacon, now asia does not have the same attitude towards bacon as western tastes, so when I started loading up the plate with these little tasties and stated loudly that ANYTHING, well food, wrapped in bacon is good I got some really strange looks!
And yeah I ate way too much, I hate buffets.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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mark merrens wrote: The killer, of course, was the strawberry cream cake. Why did I have to have 2 pieces? Groan...
Because some other sunshine finished it before you could have a third?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Latest End User Story:
Had a user who wanted to confirm a change to a benefits setting in human resources. I suggested that she go to the human resources site, look up the contact information there, and then send them an email.
She wanted to know where to do that and started to look for a way to connect to a website in Outlook.
The sad part is that she has one of those light weight LCD monitors which means I couldn't toss it through the 3rd story window and throw myself to certain death - no, I had to stand there and break out in a cold sweat, worrying about humanity.
I miss those old CRT monitors.
Now if you want to commit suicide by jumping out a window you have to throw yourself against the window repeatedly - you'll bruise yourself and throw out your arm but you'll never get through it.
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(Dangit, I can never remember the "Mostly Harmless" part about why office workers must be able to open their windows, no matter how high.)
Edit: Chapter 12, pages 136-139 -- the Great Ventilation and Telephone Riots of SrDt 3454.
MehGerbil wrote: connect to a website in Outlook.
0) Start a new email
1) Type the URL.
2) Press return.
3) The URL should become a link.
4) Ctrl-Click the link.
modified 1-Nov-14 2:00am.
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My dad once saved the life of a window cleaner on the 19th floor of a building whose cleaning rig had collapsed because he had taken in an Allen key to allow him to open the window fully when they weren't supposed to be able to.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Safety glass, a tragic waste of technology! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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MehGerbil wrote: Now if you want to commit suicide by jumping out a window
Too messy, not to mention you might also (unintentionally) kill someone else.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That's why the Egyptians built pyramids instead of skyscrapers: you can't jump off the buggers!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That story about the doctor was really tragic to read.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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MehGerbil wrote: She wanted to know where to do that and started to look for a way to connect to a website in Outlook.
Careful, Microsoft is listening. This will be in the next version. 
Marc
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That's a point: can you still add web-sites to the "active desktop"?
What a complete waste of development time that was -- although nowadays, with web-apps abounding, I suppose it might have some small use.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The thing I loved about CRT's was the possibility that some kind hardware soul just might give me the capability of connecting the high voltage supply in the CRT directly to the keyboard, under software control.
User-friendly my ass; I want user lethal.
Software Zen: delete this;
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