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Tell them it's for playing guitar click[^]
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The real issue is - "What is wrong with Guerilla Coder?"
a) bored
b) just got chastised by GF
c) inebriated
???
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Guilty, your honour. All of the above.
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Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Guerrilla Coder wrote: which option is the least disgusting to the opposite sex?
I always fart a hearty fart while handing my wife my gooey boogers. It always turns her on....not.
I can guess your age from this most infantile question/poll. 
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It's questions like these that keep me up nights.
/ravi
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Uh uh![^]
Quite glad that there are no bears where I live... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Cute bear. It's head bear-ly made it through. 
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Haha, funnyyy - but I'll bear with you this time! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Lucky you did not get into a fight with it as it would have ripped you apart with its bear hands making it inpawsible to win against it un armed
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He would have been in a grizzly situation.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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CBadger wrote: its bear hands
Bears have hands? That's given me paws for thought.
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The police identified the bear. It's Justin Bibear.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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And his grandpaw was embearassed.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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They should be very clawed he didn't get any fur-ther...
Life is too shor
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You should be worried if bear grizzlys your steaks !
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Based on the photo, I'd say he didn't have the right to bear arms.
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...cuz he didn't have cold bear hands.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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To quote from the article the bear was "stealing food and defecating on his carpet." - so I'm sorry to inform everyone that the Pope is indeed not Catholic.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Just remembered, cannot remember the subject, new computer, just updated to Win 10, house flooded yesterday after hot water leak, not had time to come up with good clue, got excuses in early, have this one;
They would easily dismember the low rev ewes (10)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Beat me by seconds. Your turn tomorrow
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Oi!
I'll say if he's correct or not.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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