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A couple of hours early, but I'm about to go have breakfast then head into Legoland so tough.
Phone me before the short pygmy finishes with Ian who has a beautiful ass (11)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: A couple of hours early, but I'm about to go have breakfast then head into Legoland so tough.
Now, that's a hard one. How many letters?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You really counted the number of letters in the whole sentence?
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No.
(As I alway have an SQL console open in front of me...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well that's pretty smart of you 
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No, he didn't (it's only 73 if you follow crossword rules and ignore spaces and punctuation)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Shouldn't the spaces and punctuation marks be included too?
Or they're not supposed to be counted when they say "count number of letters(not characters)"?
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Nope. When you set a crossword clue, you don't count spaces: is the solution was "COUNT SPACES" then you would say "Add up gaps (5, 6)" and you ignore all other punctuation (a hyphenated word would be indicated in the letter count: (3-4, 6)
And you should always assume that punctuation in the clue is there to mislead you!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Aah, so these are the rocket science thingys which I never focused on.
Thanks Griff I'll keep these things in mind 
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"Callipygian"?
--EDIT:
Phone -> CALL
me -> I
short pygmy -> PYG
finishes with Ian -> ending with "IAN"
Callipygian -> a person having well-shaped buttocks.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I think you just won a lego box.
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Congratulations.
You win the chance to be turned into a minifigure, and to set tomorrow's
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Is, I believe, amazing. He had no dog in the fight, but stepped up and put himself in a position I don't think many would.
Look at this.[^]
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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A true hero...![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Thanks for posting this, Michael.
Whether you believe in an heaven or hell, there is a special place somewhere for heros like this. People, who put others first, in times of need.
Speechless...
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Alien Abduction Lamp[^]
Out of stock, or off planet? The Truth Is Out There... 
I can't help feeling that if I went to a friends house and he had open of these, I'd leave...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe a sheep instead of cow... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Wooly sheep
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modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Five 5-star ratings say that customers have enjoyed the ride, so they had to make some changes.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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