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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: WTF is she smoking?
sunbeams, of course!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: WTF is she smoking?
I guess she ran out of medication for some time. 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Never thought there was land on the sun, only fire all around.
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No, it cools down at night...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Of course there is! haven't you heard of Tierra del Fuego? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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From the article:
"The mother-of-four said she had made around 1,200 euros so far after receiving more than 600 orders for plots."
It's not so much her I would be concerned at, but the people who gave her money for this 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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True. People have done this before, and some I read about got put into an asylum for life.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Whatever she is smoking I think she is scared that she won't be able to afford it anymore, hence the lawsuit in the hope of getting a fix 
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I'm just curious, but what does a plot on the dark side cost?
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500 units of whatever currency the Sith use.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Can I sue her for her property polluting my property without permission? I never gave her permission for the sun to shine on my roof. Can I also get recompense for all of my clothes that have faded in her unrequested sunshine? Come to think of it, Sunshine is a good name for her.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Can people with skin cancer caused by the sun sue her for giving them cancer?
What about all the cases of sunburn?
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I'm on-target keeping true to my topmost pre-New Year's Resolution to that of achieving the rest of the resolutions "next year".
@Mike-Hankey came up with the word "Procrastinewyear".
Word of the Year!
modified 2-Jan-16 15:53pm.
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I resolved decades ago not to make resolutions. Keeping that resolution has been an absolute doddle!
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Procrastinewyear
A new word, I like it!
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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MacSpudster wrote: I'm on-target
That's awesome man!
Keep up the good work 
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I read that several times as "procrastin-eye-wear"
I guess I need glasses. It would improve my resolution. 
Marc
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Mike deserves the award for new word, but I invented the condition it describes. Along about 1973 I got tired of feeling like a failure for not upholding my excellent New Years Resolutions, so I resolved, for once and for all, to put more things off. I haven't got around to making another resolution since, and I feel GoodTM about that. So there... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I'm feeling old today, and it's not just knowing that I've done around 939 moons of hard-time on this planet: knowing that my electrons could be older than the universe is makes me think it's them little gizmos put me in a nest of miseries [^]:Quote: But the research team did manage to come up with the most accurate measurement yet of the “lifetime” of electrons. Their calculations suggest that a particle present today will still be around in 66,000 yottayears (6.6 × 1028 years), which, as Physics World puts it, “is about five-quintillion times the current age of the universe.” The details of this work now appears at the science journal Physical Review Letters.
Now you might claim that electrons didn't exist before the universe existed, but, I ask you: how would you, or I, know ? If electrons are meant to outlast whatever this reality is, who's to say they weren't around before this was ?
Who's to say electrons weren't having a tail-gate party after some cosmic-particle super-bowl, gettin' high on neutrinos, charmed by quarks, and the big-bang troubled them no more than an itch on the backside you can't quite scratch troubles you, or me ?
Well, okay, I think I'll try meditation in hand-cuffs, and see if that helps.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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That could explain your disregard for modern music 
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Quote: modern music
"Modern" and "music" are mutually exclusive terms! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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