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:sniff: :sniff:
Is that pressed meat I can smell? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Morning reading for those of you who don't use CP merely for jokes and crossword puzzles.
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The craziest thing about that article... -- is it new? -- I think it is.
Okay, the craziest thing about the article is that it has a link to the project on CodePlex (Computational Network Toolkit (CNTK) - Home[^])
But the very point is that it is available on GitHub and then when you click the link IN THE ARTICLE it tells you that they moved to GitHub.
That's the craziest thing about that article.
"We're, Microsoft, we're not crazy...we're CRA-zee!!!"
Ballmer ==>> Developers...Developers...Developers!!!! ad infinitum!!!
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That click-here-and-click-there was created by Microsoft AI engine...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I first read that as in Microsoft AL engine, as in Al Gore, as in he invented everything. Good thing I debugged this post.
Jeremy Falcon
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RIP ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"Marvin Minsky, who combined a scientist’s thirst for knowledge with a philosopher’s quest for truth as a pioneering explorer of artificial intelligence, work that helped inspire the creation of the personal computer and the Internet, died on Sunday night in Boston. He was 88."
The New York Times[^]
He actually emailed some parts of his unpublished book (at the time) to me when I emailed him directly talking about MBTI and AI back around 2003 or so. Outstanding man from what I could tell.
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I had the privilege of working under Randy Davis (one of his PhD students) at DEC in the 80s.
/ravi
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(8)
Clue 1: Adding this has just falsified the solution
Clue 2: Not so much as a hint of evidence
Solution: CLUELESS
modified 26-Jan-16 12:25pm.
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Nope - (8) just signifies the number of letters.
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I know (should have inserted a  )
...but I'll take whatever there is as a clue
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Small meatball sub.
Oh wait, that's one of the other gibberishes of the day.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The nonbeing seems to have fallen into oblivion.
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Two correct solutions. Now you must make two CCCs tomorrow.
Life is too shor
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Edgar Allen Poe: When we reach the latter, we feel an almost irresistible inclination to class it with spirit, or with nihility.
I will go for the latter.
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A noble effort but it's a bit transparent. I prefer ..
(2,5,3,1,6,1,4)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Dad science - the answer isn't simply wrong . . . it's far more convoluted than that.[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Looks good to me. That's sound science.  
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Don't forget to mention the daily Sudoku
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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At least we had our daily meeting today.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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digimanus wrote: Don't forget to mention the daily Sudoku
There's only been a limited number of them!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: I am bereft.
Then why do you use the name Duncan?
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