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Oh, now I get it!
one more (long awaited) update!  
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Is the Tartantula’s main enemy the Duck Billed Plaidypus?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only if it spider exposed in the open.
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I'ma loch this down and say this joke couldn't be any moor lame.
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Worsted and worsted! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Groan.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Look it up on the web?
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HTML and CSS/LESS 
Oh, and IE8
Need I say more?  
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Welcome to the WEB world!
And ohh, you forgot the JavaScript thing 
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JavaScript is a very nice and clean language full of features that are widely supported... Compared to HTML and CSS
Ok, it's all bad, but my current pain is with HTML and CSS 
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Sander Rossel wrote: JavaScript is a very nice and clean language full of features that are widely supported...
Yes. In Mordor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm pretty sure those orcs were styled using HTML and CSS
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The orcs were just Sauron's first victims
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: The orcs were just Sauron's first victims
Gollum was the first
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Agreed and that's what make us different. Every web developer will surely experience that, and I feel your pain.
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And PHP
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Sander, quit whining and learn web development. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Learn HTML: it's like XML, but with some pre-defined elements such as p, ul, ol, li, input, etc.
Learn CSS: # for id's, . for classes, all the other selectors you look up if you ever need them.
Congrats, you now know the basics.
The next step will be to actually use it and find out that everything does not work as you'd expect
horizontal/vertical-alignment? Never works.
width? Only works when the moon and stars are aligned every 1000 years.
line-height? Only on uhhh... That one element... You know?
margin? Works when the width of the height is the size of the alignment of the parents child's parent width height size.
float? For when you really want to mess up everything.
I could go on, but there's only one conclusion I can make.
HTML/CSS is the worst piece of crap 'technology' that's currently known to men (followed closely by Crystal Reports).
It's not about learning it, because the idea is simple. It's about using it a lot, finding out all the quirks and inconsistencies, remembering them, and then knowing how to solve something the next time (but you probably forgot already and need to try out different combinations again). That's the true nature of HTML/CSS
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I can't see your problem - it is like you were saying you can't paint the wall with a hammer 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Next time, pay very close attention to my signature.
Quote: The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
I wrote that when I was a web developer. Now, I am a happy man.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
The clouds are there, they probably have the wrong CSS (not visible, not in the DOM, transparent, off the page...) 
I always say "life is a trail of tears and then you die."
It usually lifts my spirit, but even my cheery self can't handle HTML/CSS
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Poor web developer.
Take my tip: When something like this happen, leave the work and go relax. I watch a movie in that time, listen to music or at best I sleep.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Chris C-B wrote: if you can get it to work in just one browser, you can guarantee it won't work in any other.
How could I forget about that 
Chris C-B wrote: I even write in VB.net
It's just C# with slightly different syntax 
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Chris C-B wrote: I quit web development just before the death of classic ASP, and have been a happy man ever since. I even write in VB.net, rather than go back to web stuff. 
I've been trying on-and-off for 16 years to get myself into Web development (I've been coding for nearly 40 years) and every time I hit a wall with it. Good thing I'm not doing Web for a living! I know "basically" how it all works and have done some simple web applications (ASP.Net) but I'm always happier (and less prone to headaches) in the "back end" writing rules-engines and dealing with SQL. The Winforms GUI is nice and mature and lets me express the data the way I want it to. I guess I'm just not enough of a masochist to get too deep into the web stuff. I'd rather just write some nice C# (or VB.Net).
Nice to see that it isn't just me that goes crazy looking at this web technology which, incidentally, really seems like a hacked together form of "programming". Ugh ...
modified 3-Aug-16 14:51pm.
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