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That's so old it must be a Leslie. 
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Who are you calling a Leslie?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Don't thermonuclear Chili and chocolate go well together? Let history decide wether that was a mean trick or a treat.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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This stuff[^] is actually rather gorgeous but would certainly have kids in a world of pain.
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Nope... I'll be here[^].
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Cazz...pita!
Se lo sapessi, ci sarebbe anch'io! Lucca e' bella!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Good profanity filtering, it's perfectly genuine  the grammar is almost right though
Lucca is a wonderful city but during the Lucca Comics it is invisible, there are deep walls of people and pavillions, cosplayers and performers. Colourful, with a distinct smell (not always pleasant) and feeling. It's my third year there - probably I won't return there for a while though cause I live a bit far from Tuscany and each time it's 4-500€ of expense only to reach Lucca, stay for the nights and pay the tickets for a couple of days (the others I go as a freeloader, I can't access the pavillions but after the saturday it's moot as everything of value has already been bought.
Closing note: the correct sentence is "Se lo avessi saputo, ci sarei anch'io"
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Hey, I haven't spoken Italian for 30 years -- I originall typed "se lo avrebbe saputo" -- it's an English thing; too many "would"s.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Hey, I haven't spoken Italian for 30 years
...and your grammar was still better than the one of most natives, graduated included.
The sentence construction was perfect, it's just that "sarei" goes for the first person singular, "sarebbe" is a third person singular.
And "Se io sapessi" refers to a present/current condition, while "Se lo avessi saputo" refers to a past condition, is qute literally a "If I had known that...".
Many people here would get the entire sentence construction wrong with bigger errors in the verb tenses - which are a PITA in Italian with respect to English. That, the fact that each word has an implicit gender which calls for different articles, and the fact that each verb has a different suffix for each of the 6 possible subjects (I, You singular, He/She/It, We, You plural, Them).
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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The subjunctive's a bugger in English, as well -- not because it's difficult, but because so many people get it wrong regardless.
I'm forever handing out bollockings to people for writing "if A would have [past part.]..., then B would have [past part.]..."
(It should be "If A had [past part.] ~~" -- the same as in Italian, so I've no excuse for getting it wrong)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Been to Lucca once, it was a Sunday, it was closed. Still beautiful, but felt like a ghost town.
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On Sunday Italy is a ghost nation  we take sundays very seriously. There are many laws strictly regulamentating the opening of commercial activities on Sunday and festive days, usually only big distribution has some kind of special arrangement (but they are still forced to strange things like opening only ont the first and third sunday of the month...).
Also every non primary city feels like a ghost town, most activities are located in the main centres of each Region (some rich regions have more than one, others have practically none). Many people prefer the small towns to live in because there is a lot more tranquility and many relations are still personal - in my 1200 inhabitants town for example the postman tries to deliver many more times in a day than the ones he's mandated to... it may seem a small thing but it can really improve the quality of life.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I'm thinking chocolate-dipped jalapenos, stuffed with liverwurst, ought to ensure a quiet night next year...
Will Rogers never met me.
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I love Chili, Leberwurst and chocolate. If there is anything I learned from our cats, then it's stay where you get fed...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I guess it's easier for the missus to buy the same food for all of you? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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With those ideas, it's a good thing that Will Rogers never met you!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Programmers often confuse Christmas and Halloween
Assert(Oct(31) == Dec(25))
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I don't understand all of this confusion.
They come to the door and they each get a scoop of mashed potatoes. What's the big deal?*
* Actually, attractive young women dressed in exotic yet skimpy attire is a big deal. Fishnet hosiery sales spike for the canny investor . . .
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Stupid Bats, you're ruining date night!
Which movie?
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The Addams Family
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Debbie Does Romania of course! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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BatMan Meets Wonderwoman
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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There is something about Batty
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Ozzy Osbourne meets Paris Hilton
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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