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Just to f*** your mind.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Quote: It's all done by computers
It's all done with Java.
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They want to grab those last bits of money from their advert clients. At least it's only ten days - I've had place tell me "it might take thirty days" because they've already sent it out and it's to the printer.
I still have occasion to use my SMTP mailer to tell someone (with a repeated request) to stop sending emails. I usually start small - say 100 emails - and note to them that if 100 requests aren't enough, I can send a lot more.* It usually works the first time.
These days, however, I'm afraid they'll be perceived as "Likes" by the cellphone junkies.
* It has an option to change the sender and slightly vary the subject and content to disappoint the spam filter for a while.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Yep. Same strategy works for phone calls. You call my number, I have a trunk. My system can make 50 simultaneous calls back you, repeatedly. I don't care if you remove me or not.
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Basildane wrote: My system can make 50 simultaneous calls back you, repeatedly.
I'm so elephanting jealous!
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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1. User clicks unsubscribe link
2. Email is being sent to PayPal Subscription Management Office
3. PSMO is off work until Jan 3rd
4. PSMO comes back from vacation on Jan 3rd
5. PSMO prints out your email and puts it onto the unsubscribe stack
6. Once the unsubscribe stack has reached a height of 1 foot, they fax it to their backoffice in Bangalore
7. PSMO Backoffice in Bangalore receives Fax, but can't read your email addr. on the unsub request
8. PSMO Backoffice sends fax back, asking for clarification
9. PSMO scans the prinout and sends it to te backoffice by email
10. PSMO backoffice is already out because of the time zone delay
11. PSMO backoffice gets in the next day and deletes your email from the subscription list.
And that's why you're supposed to be happy it only takes 10 days.
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Garfield[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Still merry: some countries like Aus, they got a "Boxing Day" holiday to.
The gal's, (after doing the dishes and vacuuming of course) are out hitting the shops for the 'Boxing Day Specials,' and the blokes help too, they bring the discarded wrapping paper out to the bin on their way out to the 'bottle-o' to prepare for New Years - soon followed by NYE practise sessions - gotta get that arm in shape for the heavy lifting.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Lopatir wrote: Still merry: some countries like Aus, they got a "Boxing Day" holiday to.
Its gets better. Because Christmas Day was on a Sunday the Public Holiday for it gets moved to Tuesday. So 4 day weeekend.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Same for us in NZ. If either Xmas Day or Boxing Day (or both) fall on a weekend we get another workday off for each. But it gets better. Same applies for New Years Day and the "Day after NY's Day"! Woohoo, two four day weekends this year 
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Mark H2 wrote: two four day weekends this year
Only one this year (last one), and one next year (first one).
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Us Dutchies get a second day of Christmas
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For what? To sober up? 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Because we need more merryness I guess
And because two days off work is better than one
Well, this year it's only one day off anyway, but that's still better than none
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Sander Rossel wrote: Us Dutchies get a second day of Christmas
But do you get the Two Turtle Doves and the Partridge in a Pear Tree?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That made no sense to me.
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Wow, never actually knew the lyrics to that song.
If I were that guy (or girl) I'd find another true love though 
On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A f***ing restraining order
And that after all those amazing gifts I send him/her
I mean, who wouldn't want 12(!) drummers drumming!?
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Probably want to wait until after the last of the 40 gold rings arrive first...
What you do with all the maids a-milking and ladies dancing is your own business, I guess! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No worries, there's a worse version[^]
Reasonably KSS, even though you probably don't want to listen to it out loud in public.
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Very nice of his cousin to give him all of that
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And the last verse should probably end with "...and a huge bill from TNT"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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feh.
We get twelve.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Germany too
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Y'know, posting the punchlines of jokes in the subject lines of your postings may not be the most effective course of action.
Unless we're supposed to be playing that US quiz show (the name of which I can't remember).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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