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Nice. 
The hidden assumption that you are making is that dog breeders are intelligent. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: The hidden assumption that you are making is that dog breeders are intelligent.
Exactly
Jeremy Falcon
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Two pictures worth a million words.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yapp! That's quite accurate.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Yapping mad in the case of the pug.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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throw me a frickin bone here.
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second picture is definitely wrong,
should have used this
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Nah, he definitely is not the result of intelligent design.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That is the result of not having enough bleach in the gene pool.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Ok, so the second is a picture of Danny DeVito. So what? Do you want to say there's no god because Danny DeVito exists?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Or, one might say that evolution is how intelligent design works. Just food for thought.
Jeremy Falcon
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FRESH TOMATOES FOR EVERYONE
A tomato plant is 3.7592 meter long. Starting at the first inch it grows a tomato every 3 inch...
How many vegetable you can pick from the plant?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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None.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually a cucumber-tomato-onion salad topped with pieces of orange is very good...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So is cucumber-strawberry-black-pepper-and-white-wine-vinegar! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A tomato is the official “vegetable” of New Jersey and the official fruit (and vegetable) of Arkansas.
Sin tack
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Couldn't find New Jersey, but at Ohio and Tennessee they know the difference between vegetables and fruits...
List of U.S. state foods - Wikipedia[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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here[^]
Sin tack
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I want tomacco!
I'm gonna build a wall around my cubical and make Mexico pay for it!
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You have a metric tomato vine and English-Unit tomato locations - so obviously they're incompatible.
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