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Would I regret asking what you were searching for?
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Oh yes. Yes, you would ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Nothing, actually. All found using Weird or Confusing[^].
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Where's the fun in banging on your keyboard when the computer is turned off? 
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I hope I'm not the only one to have ever:
0: kicked a CPU (tower)
1: slapped a CRT/monitor
2: gave the bird(s) to the screen usually followed by a chain of profanities
I haven't done #0 or #1 in years, so I must be getting mellow with age. Even #2 happens much less often these days. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Nostalgia! My first TV, many many moons ago, required a sharp thump low on the left side to stop it rolling.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I always wondered where Americans got that ultra cheesy and quite frankly lame military display style from. Now I know, central Europe. Along with Jews harps, yodelling and checked shirts.
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0x01AA wrote: what it means to hit a 1/16
That really depends on the time signature.
In a n/4 time signature it means a 1/4 note is a count so 1/8 is half a count and 1/16 is a quarter of a count. In 60 bpm that would mean a quarter of a second, quite doable.
In a n/8 time signature a 1/8 is a count, so 1/16 is only half a count or, in your example, half a second. That's slow!
Now an n/10 time signature, that's something else... 
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If someone else hit my drum while I was playing it, I'd smack 'im in the mouth!
Now that would have made it more entertaining!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wow. That was quite impressive. Thanks for sharing.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Oh sh*t. I'm an old grey headed 12 year old
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oh oh oh... I lived that one this week...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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OriginalGriff wrote: and @Nagy-Vilmos
You won't find the answers there.
Of course he won't; the contents of that bottle are not gin. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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1) Because it means you are getting old.
2) Because suddenly you can see better...
The second of those may not seem like a problem - but when did you last have a good look at your keyboard?
New varifocals mean that for the first time in years I looked at what I spend a lot of time touching. Bad idea. Filthy - and I don't eat at my desk for just that reason...
So. Unplug it, out with the stiff paintbrush. Then that leads to the the rubber gloves. then the Screwdriver. Disinfectant. Needle nose pliers. Wire brush. Biohazard yellow disposal bags. Bleach.
I'm amazed I didn't infect you all with something really nasty just by typing on it... 
All cleaned now. All working. Whole spare cat in loose fur remove, along with at least one small civilization...
When was the last time you had a close look at yours? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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At least at work, when things get bad I spill coffee in it and get it replaced.
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I wear gloves 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Just did the flip and tap. Not sure what some of the crud is that fell out... 
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My keyboard cleaning technique consists of:
a) Flipping it over
b) Shake-shake-shake
c) Good for another year
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