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*installs Ubuntu*
*googles how to get all their Windows apps running on it*
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No, I will post a question in Q&A.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Wine.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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No cheese? People are so cheap these days... 
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CDP1802 wrote: When the drive fails, my next 'Windows' will be called Ubuntu. Perhaps I will play with Mono for a while or go back to C++.
Ubuntu was also targetted by the recent ransomware. I simply love Mono (with WinForms!) on the Raspberry.
CDP1802 wrote: As the fanlemmings always said: Win 10 is the future. Fortunately theirs, not mine.
Depends what it is used for. I do not like the idea of an OS that I cannot trust, so I personally do not have any Win10. I like it in the enterprise though - I would not want to miss the integrated debugging techniques, nor the tools like Sql Management Studio.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: nor the tools like Sql Management Studio.
I will get by. I already have been Postgre for years and will not really miss very much.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You'll "miss" rebooting 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Yes, I will miss that. Just as much as I will miss being told not to turn off the notebook because it's in the middle of important updates, of course always when I need that thing for an important appointment. Or like discovering that something your code has been depending on for years will disappear with the next one and only Windows version and also not get the imporovements they have been promising for years. Or like discovering that Mickeysoft in their wisdom have decided to secretly upgrade a system that you had set up exactly like a customer's. Or...
Let's just stop here. Looks like I have been preparing for this for years. I have been sitting on packed bags already and now a bad drive and some fanlemmings are giving me a sendoff.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Go virtual my son. "don't turn off your machine".... OK, suspend. Gotcha.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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You'll miss it, then a few months later you'll try going back for some reason, and soon realise why you left.
Just t'other day was asked by a friend to do some checking on their pc, turned out it was running xp, and what a POS xp is!
Yet seems not that many years ago I myself was dragged kicking and screaming from xp to 7 (no choice at the time, needed more from vs.) - at that time never wanted to leave, these days wild horses couldn't drag me back. (tho ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) may help - temporarily)
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: [beer]
How about this one?[^] I found it today while looking for something else and I spent a little time there.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Troll much?
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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I think circlej**k is the correct term in this case.
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Calling names again?
But why? First you start sobbing when I say that Mickeysoft sucks and now you start crying when I find something that does not suck. Now make up your mind. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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@petepjksolutionscomm
No CCC yesterday, no CCC today ... do you want to do it tomorrow, or does this need a reboot?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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He is prolly trying to fulfill the expectations of 94 bank holidays!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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OriginalGriff wrote: or does this need a reboot?
Maybe we need a hard reboot 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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A hard boot in his butt! 
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That's a nice UPDATE statement you've got there...
Would be a shame if it were to be executed...
Without a WHERE clause 
Nothing serious, but still a PITA.
I was about to delete that statement, but hit F5 instead of backspace 
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Argh! NOOOOO! ROLLBACK! Rollback! rollback, please...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Been there, done that. Nothing quite as unnerving as seeing 847 rows affected when you only expected 1. Fortunately it was something like adding a quantity of 5 to an existing value, so I could just reverse it.
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Whenever doing insert\update\delete I always write the WHERE clause first
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INSERT ... WHERE ...
Interesting.
Do you get a lot of success with that?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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