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'The good software development manifesto', to be precise. Now that's sweet. So sweet that it makes me ill.

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This means you need tests to prove your code works, and you need processes around your code that produce data that prove you’re not reverting code.
In no place and at no time a test has ever proven anything.

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Coding is important, but it is important in the way an engine is important in a car. The best software developers have empathy for others who have different roles, interests, and stresses on them.
<cynism>The best software developers are complete masochists and have no empathy for anyone, including themselves. They will gladly say 'I told you so' and rub in your mistake until your last breath.

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One of the first “languages” I learned was 8086 assembler. That was as close to the metal as I ever came. If we were really just “programming computers,” we would all be writing bytecode. Computers understand it best. But we’re writing in a “compromise” language that other people can understand and that can be translated to something the computer understands.
Oh yeah. That's it. That's why we have so many who will never grasp what stuff like type safety or object orientation are about. You know, those poor souls who always are looking for that silver bullet that will finally make them successful.

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Conway’s law predicts that your software is doomed to reflect your team and its communication structures. Process is the structure of that communication.
Then Conway's law also explains why a single good developer can succeed where entire teams have failed. A case for the 'Cowboys' and the 'Ninjas'.

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If you believe that people’s ethnicity, gender, or whatever is a good way to judge their skills or what they have to teach you, you’re limiting your own development as a software developer.
Shirley that does not mean having to tolerate the speech bubbles from the management, marketing or sales? Or anyone else who could not program the escape routre out of a wet paper bag?

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A logical theory tends to have a means by which you could be proven wrong. If it doesn’t, it probably isn’t a very good theory.
Oh Gawd! Science would be in deep trouble if that were true. It's, for example, impossible to prove the nonexistence of something. Instead, a theory should make predictions which then can be validated or falsified.
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is

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