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Have I toad you before your puns use fozzie logic?
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Well, we all knew he was going to croak sooner or later... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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At least no one's flipped you the Big Bird you so rightly deserve.
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What kind of Animal are you? That was totally off the Waldorf.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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That pun was ribbiting; and, what yer sayin' is, with the Muppet Show MC being Gonzo, Sweddish Chef can now prepare the French Delectable featuring legs, provided PETA doesn't get hoppin' mad.
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That is worse than Statler and Waldorf at their worst.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They told Ms Piggy "He's Gone zo get over it."
Just like that job I started at where all I did was crush aluminum cans all day. It was soda pressing.
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The animals were given a six-month stay of execution when they were rescued from the farm at Milton Lilbourne.
But, having been reared for meat, they were then slaughtered and delivered as sausages to the fire station team, which barbecued them.
Well, they did get 6 months more to live 
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PETA, of course, objected.
They just need to eat more bacon to become reasonable people once more.
We'll call it the "bacon cure".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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PETA got a vowel wrong when they named themselves: The "E" should have been an "I".
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Don't you know that PETA is short for People Eating Tasty Animals??!!!??
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Yummy!!
I assume they were smoked pork sausages !!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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Nish Nishant wrote: they did get 6 months more to live
Ya, to fatten them up more. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Nish Nishant wrote: which barbecued them
So I guess had they not been rescued, they would've met the same fate...
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not really. (just being pedantic)
burned down whole in a fire is different than butchered and BBQd.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: burned down whole in a fire is different than butchered and BBQd.
So, as the voice of experience, which of these two routes do you recommend?
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I'd go with the latter. Same ultimate outcome for the pigs, with added extension of lifetime. Tasty meal for a number of people (I assume that this would have been more than just the firefighters). Every party involved, plus likely others as well, came out ahead.
Sounds like a win-win to me. Maybe win-win-win.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: win-win-win.
Any way you look at it, the pigs ended up the ultimate losers.
A thought for you (first came to me during the first Jurassic Park movie): Imagine you're aware you're going to die - and learn that you will be ingested, as well (or both at once, this last having a rather short lead-time).
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You left out an important part.
Imagine you have a choice between dying now or dying 6 months from now. Oh, and the impending death is a little more violent and painful.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Maximilien wrote: burned down whole in a fire is different than butchered and BBQd
I know some cooks who couldn't make the distinction. :-p
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I think this can be found on iphones too because I have been observing some BYOD iphones on networks reaching out to China servers. I was wondering what the heck could possibly be going on.
"Google pulls 500 apps that used the Igexin SDK
By Richard Chirgwin 23 Aug 2017 at 07:02 SHARE ?
Mobile developers, listen up: when you pick up that easy-to-use advertising API, make sure it's not snoopware.
That's the lesson, the take-out, or (god have mercy on my soul) key learning from work by security outfit Lookout, whose analysis of the Igexin advertising SDK ended with hundreds of apps returning “not found” on Google Play.
The firm found the SDK behaved badly by watching over smartphones and saving call time, calling number, and call state and sending that back to igexin.com...."
Adware API sends smartmobe data home to Chinese company • The Register[^]
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Doesn't seem to list the apps that got whacked.
But more importantly, howdy?  Wow, it's been so long since I saw you post! All well? Btw, your last.fm profile is a bit stale.
PM me your Whatsapp number if you want, can chat there 
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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Vikram!
You know what's funny? I was thinking the other day about the conversations we used to have and about INTP stuff and I was wondering if you finished your schooling (I think you were attending at that time) but I am always busy and never followed up.
Yeah, some job hopping and I don't play as much music at work anymore so I don't use the last.fm plugins anymore.
I don't have Whatsapp. You on Facebook or Linkedin works too if we aren't connected already. You may still have my gmail account too.
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I am on FB and Linkedin but rarely ever use them. Nothing works like chat anyway 
But email is still cool. Can't find yours in my Gmail, we were probably using my Yahoo account at the time. If you can just send me a private mail using the below link, we can yap using email.
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread
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I can't figure out how to private reply.  I must be missing something.
Yeah, looks like you were using yahoo as I searched the previous emails.
My email is my CP username at gmail.
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