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AH! A Redditor!
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I think I'm thinking, therefore I might possibly be.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I drunk I'm thunking therefore I'm pissed?
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Now that thought just Confucius me. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Frustration of the day....
Using two vendor supplied products, product 'A' supports a connection string options to say "use the timestamp from the data server" and "use the timestamp from the client computer"; product 'B' supports allows connection through meta-sources, but only the "client timestamp" option.
However.. and here is the frustration... product 'A' is being deprecated and product 'B' is the path forward.. and it is missing an important feature.
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I can see how that might be concerning - I take it 'client' in this case means the client browser in which case the date returned may at times be next to useless.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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As someone posted on that strip:
If you havn’t heard the Schultz home was burned down from the fire in California. This is a great loss of some of Sparky’s greatest hand drawn masterpieces and I am sure that we are all extremely heartbroken at this turn of events.
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Yes. I've heard that before. Very sad, however it seems that the original artworks Schultz left behind are safe in the museum since his death in 2000...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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In what's left of my mind there is nothing right.
In my right mind there's nothing left.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I feel strangely validated.
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Gone but remaining, above all we could not eat. (8)
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Leftover
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Well done - you are up tomorrow!
Care to explain for the rest?
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Left : can mean either gone or remaining
over : above
Leftover; food which could not be eaten.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Spot on!
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Mel Padden wrote: Leftover; food which could not be eaten
Are you sure? Some Leftover food are really good the next day 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I'm just trying to get my head around this idea that people left food on their plates...
This space for rent
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Not just plates: I roasted a chicken yesterday, and the leftovers will be a curry tonight.
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2nd day curry a fave, the meat gets fully infused and literally melts.
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Number of branches t.b.a. [^] Noted Windows-talking-head-and-free-stuff-extortionist Paul Surerot commented: "Hard to imagine anything more bio-degradable, but, we can only hope."
«A few hundred years later another traveler despairing as myself, may mourn the disappearance of what I may have seen, but failed to see.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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That's actually quite cool.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Blond in hat (on left) clearly indicates this is a recruiting tool. One to compete with googles work atmosphere
I mean, per the video, it's supposed to enhance creativity.
So - have a bunch of professionals added to the mix . . . procreativity.
(where do I sign up).
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Ewoks!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: Ewoks!
dunno, lots of cases where Efails
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