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Does a monkey unlock a monastery?
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That's nun of your concern.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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My French monastery, to be specific!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Maybe a religious monkey? That believe the Dead Programming Languages are superior in modern world?
Bryian Tan
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Bryian Tan wrote: Dead Programming Languages
They're not all dead; the deserving among them will one day be resurrected! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Well, they are. Just look how slim their specs and manuals are.
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Only when used a priori by an Abbot.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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We're talking monks here, so wouldn't that be a posteriori? 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I'll have to think abbot it, or discuss it in a low vesper and do Vatican to find an answer.
Is a bible just another name for an invoice?
Is a minister what you do to mix a cup of espresso?
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veni bibi saltavi
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Ding Dang wallah-wallah bing-bang.
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The Librarian won't be happy if you're implying he's a monkey.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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I thought that was for singing Gregorian chants.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Thor's Helmet Emission
For a moment there, I thought the next "Avengers" movie was going to be based at an STD clinic. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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...for the elephant I bought them for their room.
I told them not to mention it.
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I've got your coat here.
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Already got an app for the boss,
it's called doing work - most bosses fade away when something actually needs to be done.
(and if they hover there's always farting as a backup plan.)
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This is not going to end well... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Fits well with the post above too ... 
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Ignore all my orders! (7)
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