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Goodbye, man on the train. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Do you really want every dumb ad server to know all about your activities and interests?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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No, but this is their own internal systems: they already know what I look at, and what I buy.
So if they put the two together, less of their emails might go in the bin unread ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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And, more to the point, they ought to have some concept of the durability of the products that they're selling.
Chances of someone buying a washing machine wanting to buy an identical one within a month - somewhat minimal.
Chances of someone buying washing powder wanting to buy more of the same within a month - somewhat higher.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Some people actually argue they do. I'm not one of them.
My favorite from Amazon is still the fact that they spam my mailbox almost daily for stuff I might actually want, but they won't ship to my address. You'd think they'd send that through some filter...
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While we're at it, can they make a usable UI/UX for AWS?
veni bibi saltavi
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Yeah, so I'm bored at home right now. What does that mean for you @Marc-Clifton? Well, it means you're gonna suffer. @chris-maunder too since we're taking a trip down memory lane today.
I present to you one of a zillion reasons why JavaScript and web development is awesome.
BAM!!![^]
Read it and weep. The background music is actually coming from a YouTube video. No joke. And you'll need to watch until the end.
One day... one day Marc... you'll accept JavaScript. One day.
There's a slight chance the background image may not load btw. It's my first time using CodePin like this.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: <div class="name">CodePrject</div>
Really?
And you do realize you could make it simpler. "Marquee" for life!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
modified 6-Dec-17 2:36am.
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Oh snap. We need to bring back the blink tag man.
Jeremy Falcon
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Write a Java applet that does that and embed it in HTML using applet tag. 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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And write an article about it. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Misspelling of CodeProject aside, a big shout out for 311ERock.
This space for rent
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Amen to that brother. Ever since you linked to him the other day I make it a point to swing by his channel.
Jeremy Falcon
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I enjoy 331ERock but I think Leo Moracchioli is better - he made some covers that are way better than the original songs!
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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With 331Erock, I like his sense of humour.
This space for rent
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 Happiness = Awesome
Jeremy Falcon
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I WONDER IF ANYBODY IS READING..
Not sure what to say here.
I read them.
Well done.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Thanks man. Trying to show Marc web dev doesn't have to suck.
Jeremy Falcon
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Cool !
I hope you'll write an article about this.
cheers, Bill
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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I would, but I'm on a job hunt right now... so it's my main goal. I should though. Someone needs to show JavaScript some love.
Jeremy Falcon
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I don't get any music, and the credits get reset immediately after
<div class="job">In Memory Of</div>
<div class="name">Oiled-Up Pictures</div>
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What browser was it? I really didn't test it much since I was just farting around. I coded it on Chrome.
Jeremy Falcon
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Sorry, I am using: Google Chrome 62.0.3202.94 (Official Build) (64-bit) (cohort: Stable), and still the same problem. Which is more weird if it all works for you. If I had the right skills I might be able to figure out why.
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No worries man. It was mainly bait for Marc anyway and not exactly production code. I am slightly curious though. May be network related. You can always check out the network tab in Chrome's dev tools to see.
Jeremy Falcon
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