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@MelPadden - You won yesterday, remember? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It looks rather tidy but given my hardware skills, I'm kind of translating:
Difficulty Advanced
Estimated time 2 days
To:
Difficulty Excruciating
Estimated time Give up after a few months wondering why you didn't just go and buy one in the first place.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Well the title ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif)
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And now you've broken the run, for what....?
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Well, it's either down to some strange astrological phenomenon (I believe that the pinky-blue super-moon is in the House of Cards right now) or maybe just that no-one can think of a crossword clue.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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we need CP to create an ai to add comments coz it seems the humans aren't capable anymore.
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And Dalek Dave has not been around for what, 5 years?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Griff not moaning about CCC, now that has been rectified. 
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First comment.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Umm I think you were beaten to it...
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glennPattonWork wrote: Umm I think you were beaten to it...
No, I'm in a different time zone. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Is Politics just fleas with an agenda?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, its a guy with a lot of spasms.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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As long as it does not get jittery
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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I thought that was a parrot who had swallowed a watch.
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It's many blood-sucking insects. The difference between politics and the ordinary kind is that tics fall off when the host dies.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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wow, someone's got a flea in their ear.
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Did I say something wrong?
:innocent look:
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That flies in the face of logic, whatever that mite Beetle, and it's difficult for us to discern what kind of mantis that can aphid to post such drivel.
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A type of promiscuous blood sucker?
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Yes. Parasites.
Defend yourself accordingly.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Nah, flies on a dung heap.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Each US olympic athlete is going to be issued 37 free condoms.
I wonder how they arrived at that number?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Twice a day for 18 days, plus one in reserve?
I just wondered if they would be given the ammo of their choice if the games ever were held in Texas.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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