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OMG I am rushed off my feet today, so apologies in advance if I'm late replying to anything. I think this is easy anyway:
The cruellest month loses fifty small beds to fruits (8)
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The cruellest month APRIL (T.S. Eliot)
loses fifty - L
small beds COTS
to fruits
APRICOTS
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Now, why is it when I think it's an easy one ... 
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You wait - it'll be Gerard Manley Hopkins next time... 
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Just so long as it isn't Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings...
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Or Bergholt Stutley Johnson 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Tracey Emin Sydney city art bronze bird sculptures Heart of Distance[^]
Quote: The artist's work is default raw and emotional.
It looks like the crap I made out of plasticine in 1973 when back in pre-school. Luckily everything in Sydney and Australia is perfect and paid off so we can send boat loads of money to some poor depressed talentless Pom.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Think yourself lucky - one of her "art" exhibits was her unmade bed[^]
Talentless, pretentious twaddle, the lot of it.
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You (all) are making the mistake of shooting at the wrong target. Tracey Emin is doing very well - rich and famous - and is free to produce what she wants. It's the people who buy into this stuff who give it its value, and who deserve the scorn.
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No, I think that the producer and consumer deserve equal scorn!
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A_Griffin wrote: You (all) are making the mistake of shooting at the wrong target.
No I'm not.
A_Griffin wrote: Tracey Emin is doing very well - rich and famous - and is free to produce what she wants.
Talentless twat.
A_Griffin wrote: It's the people who buy into this stuff who give it its value, and who deserve the scorn.
Hence my sarcasm as to us having paid all important things off and the place being perfect so we can waste money like in this instance.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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So true. I recall a few years ago the Turner prize went to someone who placed two small pieces of wood at right angles.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Think yourself lucky - one of her "art" exhibits was her unmade bed[^]
Yeah, mentioned in the article with a picture.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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That money includes binoculars to each and every citizen - too see the birds on the first place...
My kids also 'put' some birds on my roof - it cost me a handful of breadcrumb each day... probably of few hundred dollars until the end of my days...
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Here in Liverpool we only got one sparrow on a stick![^]
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modified 21-Mar-18 6:50am.
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I thought you were joking - until I realized you literally got a sparrow on a stick. *facepalm*
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Chris Quinn wrote: Here in Liverpool we only got one sparrow on a stick![^]
At least you only got one and funny comments at the bottom of the newspaper article.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It has been stolen twice, but unfortunately has been returned both times![^]
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: funny comments
True :
£60,000?! For £59,995 I'll sit at the top of a pole and tell everyone how great Liverpool is.
Dan, Manchester
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There are two types of artist.
People like Jack Vetriano who are loved by absolutely everyone who isn't an art critic and people like Emin who are only loved by art critics.
I'm very much on the side of everyone who isn't an art critic.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Yep - whenever I hear an art critic say that Rubens or Botticelli are overrated...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Having visited the Museum of Fine art in Brussels, I can say that, in my opinion, Salvador Dali painted much better knockers than Ruebens ever did!
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But what about his knobs?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Curiously, you could not see one in "Hitler Masturbating"[^], nor could you tell if the song was accurate!
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