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I did once, but I think I got away with it!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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did you double-bolt your front door?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Bonus points for thinking about soccer (being an American) 
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"soccer"? Oh! You mean football - you know, that sport where feet are use to move the ball around.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Blame the English for that word. They invented it and then, fickle bunch that they are, changed their minds.
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The English still call it football.
"Soccer" comes from "Association Football" to differentiate it from "Rugby Football" which is game played by men with odd-shaped leather balls.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Is pollen what happens when flowers can't keep it in their plants?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That's one procreative thought!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Those plants have developed quite a stigma of being promiscuous.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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best not to stare, they might come out and pistil whip you.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Lopatir wrote: pistil whip you.
Wow that's pretty violet, but I would get on my bike and petal away as fast as I could.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I seed what you did there.
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Hopefully I didn't offend those that are ovary sensitive, that would show a lack of style on my part.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I do believe that you found the root of the problem.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Maybe, but I don't think it will stem the tide of bad puns.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If they would just Bee-have!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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I thought it was why my phone rings so much around elections.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Looks like... One Night at the Disco!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It's the eye of the tiger !
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Holy crap, this is a weird year.
First we have two snow falls of a foot in march, then 20+ degrees for the next three months with barely a drop of rain, and today is 31`C!!!!
(just back from the Dance World Cup in Sitges, near Barcelona, and it is hotter here.)
Gotta love this global warming! 
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Hot here in Montréal, 35+c today and humid!
It will last at least a week.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Yeah, I saw the US had it really hot too the last few weeks.
What is odd for Devon is its proximity to the sea on three sides, and the sea is quite cold still. It really is ridiculously hot! 
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Yeah, I saw the US had it really hot too the last few weeks.
I can confirm that. Last week we had two days over 100F (38C) and this week is shaping up to be hot as well. My poor air conditioner is struggling to keep up and my electric bill is going to hurt the old wallet.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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