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Most likely. If our wild ancestors ever had seen a T-Rex, they most probably would still hold the world record for the biggest fried chicken.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well, they are far more dangerous, they can open doors and chase you (ideally in kitchen). I have seen Jurassic park!
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They were about the size of a turkey and even looked like a turkey because they already had feathers.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Hmmm, that brings us to the Dinos had feathers. I want my Dinos to have teeth & scales, I grew up with that. In fact if I search for them in the garage, I have plastic Dino's that kinda represented dragons minus wings...
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Still no reason to panic. Only theropods had feathers, as far as we know. There still is the big question what parts of their bodies were covered with them. A bigger dinosaur like a T-Rex most probably had a similar problem as large animals have today: They have more problems cooling down their bodies than heating them up. Why don't modern elephants have a fur, like their ice age relatives had? A T-Rex that looks like a huge parrot may be very prone to overheating. At the same time nothing speaks against it having some feathers for totally different purposes, like attracting mates. That's something very common with birds and may already have been so with their ancestors.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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No, they don't. They have a beak, like all birds. That's something very different from a snout. Reverse engineering the evolution of the beak actually is what the studies of inactive dinosaur DNA are all about, not really reconstructing dinosaurs. These structures of the beak may look like teeth and even have a similar function, but they are not really teeth.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I didn't write anything about teeth. 
But it certainly does look like a configuration error to me.
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When you are protecting the offspring against a small crowd of gawkers, you want to look fierce and dangerous. I think it works, so where is the error?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: dinosaur
Aliens from another planet.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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No. It's the other way around. The reptilian aliens are our distant cousins. I thought you did not like Star Trek[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I don't like Star Trek. I've watched maybe 1 of the movies.
Dinosaurs never lived here. They are an alien prank on us. Don't fall for it.
But a prank that gives us the last laugh, since we believe that prank led to us having oil.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I'm laughing already. You think your car runs on refined liquified dinosaurs?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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And dish soap.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I have used some fuels[^] that are not made from dino oil. What did they use here?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You drive a rocket to work? Dang!
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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That was my first job[^] after finishing school.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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A cool way to die would be to ride a nuclear bomb being dropped. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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No. If our radar was jammed[^], one of us would have to saddle up and manually ride the Nike Hercules.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Already been done...
Ground Control to Major Kong...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Chickens are blood-thirsty vicious creatures and we should be thankful they don't have teeth, the beaks are bad enough!
They are like sharks when they see blood. Mice are a tasty treat for them and they aren't above cannibalizing other chickens wounded in the feeding frenzy. Perhaps they aren't as far removed from raptors as we'd like to think.
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Was that in the Insider last week?
I never heard of the expression until last week when I read it somewhere.
Or maybe it was Netflix?
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The poll.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Unmotivated Staff - Dilbert
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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