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Is this next job interview? I bet he didn't get the job.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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I odn't care who ya are that's funny!
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
JaxCoder.com
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... Because you're laughing too hard to read the subtitles!
Great stuff!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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By now this video (with different subtitles) has turned into such an old meme it shouldn't be this funny.
Shouldn't.
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GuyThiebaut wrote: tears were streaming down my face as I was laughing at this
Absolutely! 
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True story of Fallout 76! 
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A colleague of mine used to work for a well know software games company.
He has vowed never again to work in the software gaming industry after his experience - I heard bits of what it was like and for an industry that provides "entertainment" to other people, the amount of suffering it creates in its employees is just one huge brain***k of cognitive dissonance given the goal is to create happiness for its customers.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Yeah, I heard condition are not the best.....
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That's funny stuff right there.
Is that a real translation of what he said or fictional?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Rick York wrote:
Is that a real translation of what he said or fictional?
Fully fictional
That was a show in spanish local tv... the guy was called "el risitas" and is explaining a joke / anecdote.
modified 31-Jan-19 1:19am.
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Spanish risa -> English laugh
risitas -> small laughs -> English "chuckles"?
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He's been everywhere.
I'm surprised he's not part of the Der Untergang cast by now (which is also one of those videos that has been re-subtitled many, many times)
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Do you have another link, cause this doesn't work anymore? 
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totally worth it 
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The first link - 403 error.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Fixed it.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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A job site I'm subscribed to (too lazy to unreg, just set email client to junk it)
- suggested job: AS/400 System Engineer - I've never set those options (AS/400 nor SysEngin) as prefs in any job site ever (hell never touched anything AS/400)
- suggested a Diploma course: Professional Diploma in Counter Terrorism
What!!?? It's an IT Jobs only site! where did that course come from?
(or is terrorism also related to AS/400?)
Either way to old to give a sh*t, too old to go to school (well just don't want to), way too old to pick a fight!
Counter terrorism???
You there!!! stand still while I fetch my stick!!! (Firearms and even weaponised knives are illegal here.)
...gotta stop looking in my Junk mail folder (even when really really bored), also absolutely don't need Louie Vution bags nor Spanish real estate anyway.
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A number of years ago, a company announced a position for a person familiar with COBOLT.
I have also seen companies in search of people with proficiency in system stimulation.
Both examples predate automatic spelling correction. Today we can't rule out the possibility that they meant to write something quite different, but someone cast a spell on them.
(One Norwegian computer vendor, Norsk Data, actually marketed such a product as "The ND Spell" )
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The saddest part is that this could be a "personal" email from someone who "read" your LinkedIn profile... 
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Maybe the government is under the assumption that if they use archaic tech other countries can break in but won't know how to use it.
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maybe the job is to defend the as/400 from outside elements...
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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