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A man attacked me at the grocery store with butter, cheese, and milk. How dairy!
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Did you know that most adult cats will not go near other cats if their feet have been damaged in an accident but kittens will?
As part of the weaning process, they become lack-toes intolerant.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Better take em in for a cat scan.
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I'm just waiting for the Lab report.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You'd get it faster if you didn't Hound them!
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That's a lot of Shih Tzu are talking there!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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When the vet gets done you need to Setter down and have a talk with her.
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She'll have to Retriever notes first.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I heard a rumor that she may have to go to jail so you might have to Sprimger out!
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I'll need an escape boat - I've got a Mastiff you've got the hull?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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ay Chihuahua, I give!
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I've a feline your telling tails.
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Be glad ya didn't meat yer demise.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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... Goodbye Oppy!
Nasa calls time on silent Opportunity Mars rover - BBC News[^]
14 years longer than design spec, drove 45 times as far as expected, found proof of ancient water on Mars.
Big kudos to the designers!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you think about all that could have gone wrong, and didn't, it is truly amazing. 
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And the software as well - it only had a 20MHz processor, and they wouldn't use that in a toaster these days! 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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OriginalGriff wrote: and they it wouldn't use that work in a toaster these days because the so called developers can't program without wasting resources in unneeded crap when they try to do "smart" things !
FTFY
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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In toasters they traditionally use Intel Pentium II, which swallowed no less than 250W at full speed. Even more if you overclock it. In a toaster they don't need to actually work. With the manufacturing processes of the time they produced enough bad processors and excellent heating elements at the same time.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OriginalGriff wrote: they wouldn't use that in a toaster these days!
Must resist the urge to post the link to Red Dwarf's "Talkie Toaster" clip again. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That would have hit "Useless IoT item of the weekend" soooooooo fast!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not to mention the Voyagers, they have been going for decades longer than expected.
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Well, they did have to make their way home from the Delta quadrant.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The Delta Quadrant would be a ride around the block for Voyager 6. Look what happened when it came back in 1979[^] and found the planet infested with carbon units.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Kudos to the team.
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