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Wouldn't Episode 1 be Prometheus?
I guess you could say Alien would be Episode 3, so your joke would still work 
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I think a prop maker had some fun... and has been wondering if anyone would notice.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Something that I noticed
Lingha is hindi word for male sex organ
Yoni is hindi word for female sex organ
Designer mush have some knowledge of hindi.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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I'll double down on my theory a prop designer was having fun....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
modified 8-Mar-19 9:06am.
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It's a gift! 
Ba-tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Darth Vader could do that with Luke at Christmas as well - he could just feel his presents.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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A stool sample? 
BTW: Here's another one who guessed his present[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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And if it is a dog turd?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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You know, I heard of this guy Schrodinger who could really really user your special talent.
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Be completely irritating in an appreciative way (10)
Be completely irritating => grate fully
In an appreciative way => GRATEFULLY
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
modified 7-Mar-19 8:38am.
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Estimates | CommitStrip[^]
First have to double the charge time and cut half the development time - otherwise it may succeed...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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That's the way to do it 
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Nope! 'Thats the way it should be done' nowhere I have worked has done it like that...
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54. Buys options on tech startups (5)
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BOOTS?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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yup 
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order food again from the same restaurant ?
Yesterday we ordered a Thai food from our usual takeaway place for dinner. Nothing fancy, it was a fried rice and stir fry. I finished my portion and wife almost finished her when she noticed cockroach in her plate.
I email the restaurant with picture and telling them what happened. At least I wanted to let them know.
I didn't think they will call back but today morning I got a call from the owner and he was really apologetic about it. He offered us a dinner on the restaurant.
Now question is should I go back to the same place ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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virang_21 wrote: order food again from the same restaurant ?
Yesterday we ordered a Thai food from our usual takeaway place for dinner. Nothing fancy, it was a fried rice and stir fry. I finished my portion and wife almost finished her when she noticed cockroach in her plate.
I email the restaurant with picture and telling them what happened. At least I wanted to let them know.
I didn't think they will call back but today morning I got a call from the owner and he was really apologetic about it. He offered us a dinner on the restaurant.
Now question is should I go back to the same place ?
Yes, but this time bring your own cockroaches, at least you'll know where they've been.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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