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Call that meeting again 
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Your whiteboard doesn't have it?!
OMG!  It must be an old whiteboard version! 
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Yell at Sharkey or write some snark.
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We actually do take photos on our phones of the whiteboard before we wipe it clean for precisely this reason 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Reminds me of when I was taking an macro economics class a while back. The textbook was actually printed on paper but there were places where it had URLs or other underlined text and I sometimes found myself tapping on the text with my finger.
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Anti-reflect CCTV camera pointed at the white board that uploads encrypted low-res video to AWS S3. 
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My wife would have carefully opened the base of the tub, removed all the ice cream and then carefully glued the base in place so no evidence showed. She would probably also have refilled the tub with crushed ice cubes to simulate the weight.
Did I mention we both previously worked for a certain department of military intelligence?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Smart of her, but then I would do the same to some other stuff she will open anytime soon: Carefully open the base, remove all contents, insert a tarantula to simulate the weight and then carefully glue the bottom back in.
In Texas you just had to look around a little to find a tarantula. Or a Black Widow, but these are far less scary and far more dangerous.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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His valentine day's video are also funny.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Priceless comment
Two geniuses in the same home!?!? What are the odds??
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept the things I cannot!
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Is a Corki a dog that fits in the neck of a bottle?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That poses the question, where does a Shih Tzu fit in?
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I went to the zoo the other day, the only animal was a small dog. It was a shihtzu...
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What a corni thought!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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be careful, a loose one may leave a poodle.
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I wonder - canine CP members respond to this thread?
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3 gun dogs + 7 gun dogs = 10 gun dogs.
Sorry, just trying my hand at some pointer arithmetic.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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You're barking up the wrong tree, but I won't hound you about it.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I’ll just leave this here...[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Only if it first barks it's fool head off.
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I know "it's bad" and I will be shun by all good developers and rich employers for a thousands years...
But I look at it.. I can't find of anything better.. mm, maybe a private inner function (i.e. function inside a method).... followed by misplaced return.... mm....
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"goto" hell?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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nah. just traumatising past experience. I suffered at the hands of an anti goto fanatics!
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The important thing with goto is knowing when not to use it - which is most of the time.
Goto has its place, but if you can use a structured loop or branch instead then your code is generally cleaner and more maintainable. But very occasionally, using a goto makes your code cleaner or much more efficient and (provided it's well documented) isn't a problem.
It's a problem when it's used because they can: and teachers who introduce it early should be hung, drawn, and quartered (and I don't mean "well hung", "sketched", and "given an apartment").
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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