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And now the next level: tooth picking 
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Hmmm ... "nothing on one, got a click outa two, counter rotation on 3, ..." 
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The toothbrush was invented in the south, if not it would have been called a teethbrush!
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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So the Tooth Fairy must be from the South too ?
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Only if she carries pliers (for when she hasn't got the right change)
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Who do you want to play you in the movie?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Samuel L Jackson, narrated by Morgan Freeman.
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I can't wait to see the big shoot-out at the end, after you've picked the lock on the contessa's chastity belt and she's handed over the ledger.
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That's not the end - we have to get to the moon base first!
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Oh wow, yes!
I'd forgotten that that was where the cryptographic keyboard was, that can only be tampered with with specialist (but pocket-sized) tools!
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I would understand if you said that you two got to first base or second base, but where does moon base fit in? Is it after home run?
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The home run was in the opening credits - you did watch them, didn't you?
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The big question is why,
Has Mrs O bought her self a chastity belt or just a lock for the fridge?
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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No, I just caught a couple of "lockpickinglawyer" vids on YouTube, and found them strangely compelling. And it's a subject that I knew absolutely nothing about, so it piqued my interest. It escalated from there ... now I have a set of picks, a bunch of learning locks, have made a few wiper tensioners for top tensioning, and keep looking at HUK "lock dismantling" kits because "that E-clip removal tool looks really good". 
Herself is under the impression I'm about to start collecting locks.
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Right...
That sounds very convincing.
My bet is still the fridge!
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It's kinda difficult to explain, but it's fascinating to watch someone who really knows what they are doing, doing what they do best. It's the "unconscious competence" that they demonstrate, I suspect. It's what taught me to change motorcycle tyres, fix their engines, rewire the electrics, etc. ...
You never lose anything by watching a master at work, and you might learn something.
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's what taught me to change motorcycle tyres, fix their engines, rewire the electrics, etc. ...
Very true. Some very useful and practical skills to learn.
Maybe I should learn a new skill, like "Robbing A Bank"
But where could I use that. Hmmm
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The first problem there is finding a master to watch ...
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OriginalGriff wrote: but it's fascinating to watch someone who really knows what they are doing
I have the same fascination watching a master potter at work, pisses the wife off no end as I am happy to stand a watch for hours if we go to a potter that allows onlookers.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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RossMW wrote: A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
throw new CircularReferenceException();
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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It appeals to my sense of humour. 
Unfortunately it is also very true. Whatever I do I gotta pay...
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A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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Good, that may be a blessing in your golden years. 
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I may have a job for you, Mr. Green. Mr. Blue will be in touch.
/ravi
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So if your contracts dry up you can always make a living housebreaking. 
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