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Because every time I call the tv... it never answers. 
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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that's basically my complaint. Why not? it's 2019.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the codewitch wrote: that's basically my complaint. Why not? it's 2019.
Because it's a TV !
If I want to call someone I really prefer it be a person. Well, different strokes for different folks.
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There's no-one on TV I want to talk to, anyway.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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honey the codewitch wrote: everyone has a smartphone.
No. I don't need a brain pacemaker yet.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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okay that's fair but using one as a remote doesn't require it to be next to your head and you can pick them up in a happy meal these days. So even then, it makes more sense to me than an extra gadget (since most people already have them and they're easy and cheap to buy)
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I'm not afraid to have a telephone at my head. Not after playing with unshielded megawatt microwave devices for a few years. It's more like I don't want to allow myself to be conditioned like a trained monbkey to respond to every beep of that thing and then affectionally have to stroke it to finally make it beep.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: I don't want to allow myself to be conditioned like a trained monbkey to respond to every beep of that thing and then affectionally have to stroke it to finally make it beep.
With opinions like that it's probably best if you stay away from smartphones. Also, if you ever feel the need to write a manifesto... it might be time to call a psychologist for a "tune up". 
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Mike Mullikin wrote: it might be time to call a psychologist for a "tune up"
As if it was me who runs around blind and deaf and eventually ends up as flat as a dead cat on the road.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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- Our remote runs on 2 AAA batteries for a long ever without charge.
- They can be tossed from couch to loveseat without fear.
- They don't have to be woken up
- It's not in the other room on a charger
- Smartphones can do a lot of things and new things it can do are new every day but that doesn't mean it should or is more practical.
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lol i always throw my phone around, and frankly, if not for TV remotes i'd never buy traditional batteries again.
true about the woken up part.
but i use an old ZTE beater as a DLNA remote for my home and it works great. Of course, it does nothing else, and has no service. But the only reason I haven't put it on my main phone is i just haven't set it up yet.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the codewitch wrote: everyone has a smartphone.
1. No, not everyone does.
2. I don't have any idea how to use a smartphone as a TV remote.
3. I watch very little TV.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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1. okay, i was being hyperbolic. they're cheap to get sometimes less than a new remote for a TV if you go refurb.
2. Of course you don't, but if TVs had the ability to talk to them, you'd quickly find out, as would many who owned both a TV and smartphone.
3. I do too. Seems all the more reason not to have an extra gadget laying around doing nothing while its AAA batteries slowly corrode tucked away inside.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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It always amuses me how often the word "everyone" is misused these days.
"This is the film everyone is talking about"
"The must have device that everyone wants"
"Everyone needs ..."
Yes I have a smart(ish) phone, but SWMBO is quite happy with her old dumb Nokia.
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i've never been especially precise - just lucky.
someone on here described my code as a "thai traffic jam".
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the codewitch wrote: someone on here described my code as a "thai traffic jam".
That probably means things are moving slowly but safely.
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Everyone should avoid interacting with me.
See? Sometimes it works.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Nah, I'll still talk to you. 
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You have to look at you effin phone to decrease the volume or switch channels. At you remote not. Superior interface for the use case.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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fair. i got used to swiping at mine. i suppose i could voice activate it.
Siri, turn the damned TV down!
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Aye. 
/ravi
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Amen. Not to mention if your phone rings, it takes a few seconds to re-open up the App that controls the TV so that you CAN turn it down.
Brent
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No - smart people do not need a smart phones.
For example, my flip phone makes/receives calls (if I turn it on). The closest it gets to an 'app' is, well, it doesn't get close to one.
Or, to put it another way: I own my phone and not vis-versa.
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Even if there was an app, it wouldn't work on my windows phone! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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That's because of Windows, not the app. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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