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I see this as very simple. Coders do what they are told to do. Developers ask why things need to be done so they can solve the actual problem. Just about anyone can be taught to write code but understanding what the business whats to do and how they do it can mean a completely different solution is produced. e.g. a coder can be asked to produce a report and they build it. A developer should as if they can make it generic and have inputs such as a client Id so it can be reused. without building the same report 10 times for 10 different clients. (I see this sort of thing a lot).
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Hi Eddie,
let's dig a little deeper: developers have already mutated to "Creators". The Creator will not allow any criticism. 
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When we became negatives.
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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In theory, there's subtile differences in the details of those professions. In practice, the terms are all nebulous enough that managers make up meanings when they're bored.
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I guess when the majority of us were from what used to be called "developing countries"
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I just realized how much funny C++'s std namespace must be for a native English speaker.
Is this the reason they are moving to python for teaching? I'd imagine a plethora of jokes students would/could make.
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Why would Standard Telephone Dialing cause titters?
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Or (just to name a few):
Quote: Suspend To Disk
Standard deviation
Synchronous Time Division
Save the Date (did not know this one)
State Transition Diagram
Subtropical depression (meteorological, not psychological  )
Synthetic Training Device (love this one, sounds dirty)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You seem to be missing one. 
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More than one. You see 'STD[^]' often as a sponsor on racing cars.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I see you claim more than one but fail to produce another!
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Ok, a last one. fter that you will have to wait until we have dinner.
Quote: STD Bus, a computer bus that was used primarily for industrial control systems
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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What about Star Trek Discovery?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I throw that one in one pot with the meaning of STD he was trying to get from me.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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So you think that university professors hold their lectures in front of a hundred evil clowns?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: in front of a hundred evil clowns
That would be easier on the Professors. I know ours was certainly worse than any kinda clown. But I was mostly talking about High Schools.
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Agreed. Ours were to 90% Q&A material, 8% serious nerds and 2% certified arrogant asses like me.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Don't know about evil.
I believe you can apply Hanlons razor in this case.
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I don't know about you, mine did!
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I've been using it for years and that's the first time I thought of that. However, I don't think it's much to laugh about for the sufferers.
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It is good practice to reduce and remove unused stds 
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I hear penicillin can be effective.
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Life is a 100% fatal sexually transmitted disease.
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life .. fatal
somebody failed English
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Struct of Arrays has a similar issue in Dutch
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