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If we start telling people the brain is an app will they start using it?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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How does the people install your app if they are less then brain?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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iTunes, probably.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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My brain often requires a nap.
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Not your mouth?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Now that I think of it, like a gift, it's the thought that counts. But, you missed the safety future included in being a brainless twit (or Millennial, if you distinguish the two).
They know the Zombie Apocalypse is near at hand. When the zombies go hunting for their next meal (brain) they know they'll be perfectly safe. Q.E.D.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: a brainless twit (or Millennial, if you distinguish the two)
Whatever, boomer.
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Hey - don't feel too bad. It's not wholly your fault that you were born way too late. It's not like anyone asked you. Be positive! Make the best out of starting off on the wrong foot.
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At least I got to grow up with cool video games and TV shows 
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Sander Rossel wrote: At least I got to grow up with cool video games and TV shows
Does that make up for for the shyte that currently passes for "music"?
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I still prefer mainstream 90's music over 80's, but I admit 70's was better 
Let's just not talk about 00's, although it got a little better in the 10's.
The cool thing is, you DON'T have to listen to that music (contrary to popular belief of people who bitch about current music being shyte).
Those people can find the music they like on services such as YouTube, Spotify, Bandcamp and SoundCloud
You wouldn't know, because such services were unavailable in your time.
The bands I mostly listen to didn't exist before the 90's and even 00's because the genres still had to be invented
Basically, everything is better now, except cartoons on TV.
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Yeah - the genre's weren't invented yet - like Techno, or Whatever.TF you want to name that stuff where a grinning idiot plays a record moving it by hand and calls himself/herself a musician. The stuff's about as much like real music by comparison as if you take your pet to a museum and, out of inspiration, it craps on a canvas. Movies? the world of remakes awaits you !
Sander Rossel wrote: Basically, everything is better now, except cartoons on TV.
You've just inspired the realization of the the perfect "book character" representation of Millennials! To wit:
The Candide generation![^] (from some guy called Voltare who wrote books).
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I'm just saying we have everything you had + some 30 years that came after it.
W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Whatever.TF you want to name that stuff where a grinning idiot plays a record moving it by hand and calls himself/herself a musician.
Please tell me more about how this hurts your feelings because it affects you personally while my generation is enjoying themselves with dance music
In the words of Candide, you're a bitter man.
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Well - let's be a bit more specific: Dance Music - your topic.
Where absolutely beautiful musical/lyrical combinations are debouched into (so called) dance music with a dance track. I was a a wedding and they even did this to "Will You Love Me Tomorrow".* And everything else they could get. Indeed - it makes one sure there is, in fact, a Devil.
The generation that pays exhortation prices to go to concerts and the talentless bastards lip-sync. And the fans (audience) find this acceptable?
Let me put it in terms you may understand: someone goes to the Louvre and put's mustaches on all the pictures - even the landscapes and still-life's. They have taken something beautiful and . . . . well, maybe, in fact, you approve of their new modern look! That is, of course, if you could get your eyes off your phones long enough to notice a difference.
* As performed by The Shirelles
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: someone goes to the Louvre and put's mustaches on all the pictures - even the landscapes and still-life's.
That actually sounds hilarious!
Well, as long as the original paintings don't get vandalized, like with music where the original is still available in unaltered form.
Anyway, my grandpa used to say the same about your music from the 60's and 70's.
The world was coming to an end.
No doubt his parents said that about his music.
Heck, Stravinsky got people to riot because his Sacre du Printemps was too dissonant and the dance movements too jerky.
It was absolute blasphemy and not how ballet was supposed to sound or look.
Even Mozart, one of the greatest musical geniuses ever, got the same critique from the generation that came before him!
And now we see the opposite, The Beatles and Stones, who were really not so different from the musicians you now so despise, are now holy.
Their straight on rock music, featuring not so many chords or notes, which every beginner now plays on their instruments, is so much better than today's music.
It's really not that amazing.
Almost as easy as "play[ing] a record moving it by hand" (and making a good dance track is a bit more than just moving records by hand).
Instead of doing what so many have done before you, criticize the newer generations, maybe you could just STFU about it and accept what it is.
You've had your weddings with your music, now we have our weddings with our music.
Just be happy you were there to witness the happy couple on THEIR special day with THEIR preferred music.
If you want to listen to music YOU think is enjoyable, go sit at home and listen to your favorite record or something.
There, in your lazy chair, you may judge others for their personal tastes all you want, if that somehow makes you feel better about yourself.
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Clearly, you missed the majority of the music from the late 60's and early 70's.
Not just a beat back in those days.
Music needed rhythm and melody, as well. You could look those up, but you won't understand until you experience music with those traits. And lyrics. Aqualung, Let It Bleed, so so much of the Beatles. Ballads from Surrealistic Pillow and Crown of Creation. Perhaps Hot Rats? Workingman's Dead and American Beauty. Extraordinary variety with once common thread which has been removed by that stitch-ripper of the current banal acceptance: they had talent . . . instead of promoters.
In other words, thoughtful music - respect for the craft. Hell - they even knew how to play their instruments and sang and played at their concerts because . . . they could!
In so many ways, those of us who do know better can exclaim: Oh Brave New World!. The context then, as know, is not positive.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Aqualung
I simply don't like that kind of music, no matter how great it is.
W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: so so much of the Beatles
Hell yeah!
W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Surrealistic Pillow
Hell yeah again!
(don't know those others you mentioned)
So what about Adele, Coldplay, Meshuggah and Tool?.
To name a few great bands I know from the top of my head.
You're comparing the best of back then to the worst of now.
Don't forget the 70's had DISCO!
However, as I said to Member x below, that's all besides the point.
The point is people enjoy it, in whatever form, and plenty of people seem to enjoy the "bad" music that is made today.
So who are you to dismiss them so easily?
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Sander Rossel wrote: Don't forget the 70's had DISCO!
I did note "the early 70's". Disco, in fact, fits right in with your modern era: the musicians making a piece often never met. And, of course, who cares, anyway - as it's dance music.
Orgy-porgy Orgy-porgy Orgy-porgy Orgy-porgy - (they were happy, too!)
As for the "best" of then - I hardly touched the availability of quality music! Janis Joplin; Hendrix; Doors; Mountain; Led Zepplin; Crosby, Stills & Nash; Simon and Garfunkel; Santana; Emerson, Lake, and Palmer; Peter, Paul, and Mary; Grateful Dead; Zappa/Mothers; - I could get writer's cramp and still not be done.
I spot-checked your suggestion on YouTube - and by the time I reached Meshuggah I thought I'd lose my lunch (from boring to just plain noise) - that lunch, by the way, has yet to be eaten.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: and by the time I reached Meshuggah I thought I'd lose my lunch (from boring to just plain noise)
Funny you should say that.
Meshuggah have taken a mathematical approach to metal.
They use all kinds of strange signatures and somehow end up just right.
Their control of instruments is far better than any band you've just mentioned and their songs are more complex.
They defined a genre (math metal or djent) and create some of the most complex music in the world, yet you simply dismiss it as noise.
COULD IT BE THAT "BEST" AND "QUALITY" ARE PURELY A PERSONAL PREFERENCE!? 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Their control of instruments is far better than any band you've just mentioned and their songs are more complex.
Too bad it's hidden by all that background noise coming out of their amplifiers.
Sander Rossel wrote: COULD IT BE THAT "BEST" AND "QUALITY" ARE PURELY A PERSONAL PREFERENCE!
This opens up a philosophical point. For example, is there such a thing as a measure of "Good and Evil"? Actually, there is! That famous Golden Rule, "Do not do unto others what you would not have others do unto you" is it. BUT, it's also a 100% contextual measure. It can vary from culture to culture (person to person, etc.) So quality, also subjective, falls into this category.
However, there is one caveat to this:
Unless I give my opinion, in which case, I am right. That even applies to this claim.
Perhaps caveat is incorrect - axiom. Yeeah, That's it. Axiom!
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: is there such a thing as a measure of "Good and Evil"? Actually, there is!
No there isn't.
W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: That famous Golden Rule, "Do not do unto others what you would not have others do unto you" is it.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law!
You are free to give your opinion.
But, keeping with your "do unto others..." belief, maybe you should tone it down a bit.
You may not have noticed, but in these few messages you called me a brainless twit (after all, I am a millennial), a fool (at least that's how I interpreted the Candide quotes because that was on top) and pretty much all of my hobbies shyte ((modern) music, games and movies).
I know better than to take that personal, so no hurt feelings, but I'm sure you could've made your points in other words 
I mean sure, there are foolish brainless twit millennials that listen to shyte music, and then there are boomers who do the same 
Now Gen Z... Those guys are REALLY hopeless
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Sander Rossel wrote: Now Gen Z... Those guys are REALLY hopeless
"I think he's got it! By George he's got it!" - slight paraphrase from Shaw's Pygmalion.
As for the "Golden Rule" thing - don't think of it religiously - think of it as a matter of a behavior principal; simply a line (with many a cultural difference) sorting things. Something could be good in one culture and bad in another. It could even extend to your "do what though wilt" philosophy if that's the cultural norm. I see that as a failed philosophy as soon as you have more than on or two people. If a few get together, they can impose their will on the smaller groups . . . and through a sequence of steps that the grouping enhances/enables you end up with effectively a monarchy where only the "king" can do as he wilt.
Actually, it's interesting in that the "do as though wilt" philosophy is, on a societal scale, a negative feedback loop. The survival instinct in human nature assures this.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: That famous Golden Rule, "Do not do unto others what you would not have others do unto you"
I think in inessential that you have added a double negation.
In any case, it is dubious. Like, it is interpreted to mean: Do not let any breach of moral principles come to others what you do not want to come to you. You can use The Golden Rule to "protect" others from all sort of immorality, any kind of political opinions, any sort of information that you would like the world to be without.
Lots of "do good" is a disguise for moral, cultural and economic censorship.
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No - you are now taking it to the position that you will force others to think your way - would you want others to force you to think there way.
In some (in my opinion) wretched puritanical society, perhaps everyone with the group want to have their behavior watched and regulated - then, within that group, it becomes "good" in the sense that you expect others to be doing the same to your, or, because of their cultural design, not "to you" but "for you". And if you're not of that philosophy then it really really sucks.
That the point when I said it is not the same everywhere - this is more a cultural norm (if you are alone, what does it matter?). For the most part, the norms evolve for the general welfare based upon adaption to their living conditions (resources, weather, etc.).
Cultural norms on, for example, an island paradise - with abundance always freely available all year round would develop quite differently than in a temperate climate where the good times (spring, summer, fall) and spent preparing for the bad times (winter) which will inevitably come. Good and Evil in such places would differ in a lot of ways - out of necessity.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Their straight on rock music, featuring not so many chords or notes, which every beginner now plays on their instruments,
As a kid / youth, that is how I related to it. Easily accessible music.
Later, I have taken a second look, mostly through arragements for chorus. I have - somewhat to my surprise - discovered how sophisticated some of this music is. Some of the composers excel in sophisticated chord progressions and transformations - I never knew the Beatles were so beautiful before I started working with it. Lloyd Webber is a master of various rythmic styles, and he is definitely not alone in that field. The lyrics of many rock groups are certainly beautiful poerty. For the larger works, like rock operas, you come to realize how well composed they are, in the sense of structure, overall progression - full of internal interconnections and hints like a great mystery novel...
As a youngster, I don't think I needed to see such qualities in order to enjoy the music, and I couldn't claim to know the great from the mediocre music; I just nodded to those experts telling me which were great and which were worthless. Now that I dig into it at a mature age, I fully realize what made the great masters into great masters. The majority of hte music that survived is not characterized by "not so many chords or notes", but by high sophistication in rythm, harmonies, melodic lines and lyrics.
(To pick an example: Have you noticed how over-represented 5/4 ballads are among those who survive for many years, considering how few of the "new" songs are in 5/4? Five-beat tunes, often switching between 3+2 and 2+3 for creating a rythmic tension, provide something that a steady 4/4 won't. If you are like me: You may know some tunes very well without ever thinking of them as five-beat tunes - they are simply "right". Some seven-beat tunes are that way, too: You don't think of is as a somewhat "unusual" rythm because that is just the way that well known tune is!)
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