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Did you tell your kid sister that??
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Didn't have any sisters, (baby goats or otherwise) - but my little brother, well, yeah . . .
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Looks like Defender. One of my favorites. Roll of quarters and down to the local for day of playing. Grew quite the callous on my fingers.
But I never wave bye bye
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To get a job as a waitress, do you need to bring a lot to the table?
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In order to get that job, here's a tip: avoid kitchen cold or any other sneeze inducing malady.
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I have no idea but...
I recommend that you do not bring a lot as a gardener.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Not if "a lot" includes things you never asked for.
I witnessed someone having a bit of a bad experience a while back, and really taking it to the next level. I was downright embarrassed to be sitting at the same table.
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I have noticed that our application architecture has become a lot more stable this year, with fewer new fads being introduced.
Is this because (a) there are fewer software conferences this year or (b) the executives have not been exposed to airline magazine wisdom as much?
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: (b) the executives have not been exposed to airline magazine wisdom as much?
speaking for a friend...I know of a decision in a company to outsource a particular application through meeting someone on a flight.
Lets just say it didn't end well for the application.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I that (a) a rhetorical question or (b) a rhetorical question?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Or, you are more sober ?
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Ah - I wouldn't go that far...
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I made some chocolate cookies less than an hour ago and they are cooling on a rack in the kitchen.
And the smell has just invaded my office ... now I've got to not eat them and endure the deliciousness that is wafting round the room ...
This is not going to be easy.
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Eat them and blame the cat! 
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- Homer
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That'd be even worse: theobromine is toxic to cats as well as dogs, so Herself would insist on an emergency vet run to have him pumped out and dosed up with a drip for a few days.
Fortunately, cats are rather more picky than dogs and won't eat it if it's left around - though they will if given it as a "treat".
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OriginalGriff wrote: That'd be even worse: theobromine is toxic to cats as well as dogs
My grandfather had a dog that would eat chocolate at any given opportunity. I have no idea if it's supposed to be toxic for all dog breeds, but in the end that's not what killed him. He lived to be 15+ years old.
My dad was a mechanic and did some work in our garage - that same dog would also be licking the garage floor whenever he saw that bright green engine coolant--or straight out of the drain pan when my dad was emptying a radiator--it's apparently sweet, but poisonous. Didn't bother that damned dog one bit.
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Aussie Cattle Dog? Those things are part wild dog and tough as nails. Love them
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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I honestly have no idea what breed it was. It was about the same size (looking at some sample pictures), but with longer hair, pitch-black. He lived outdoors, on a farm with plenty of animals, and I'm pretty sure my grand-dad had it since before I was born, and I'm sure I couldn't always have been the most gentle toddler. He was an awesome dog to have around kids.
I hadn't thought about that dog in a long, long time. Suddenly I realize just how much I miss it.
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If you check out the LD50 you will see that chocolate it's also toxic for humans. Dogs are capable of eating a higher proportion of their body mass, probably because once they've killed their bison they have to eat it all.
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Eat it all, and tell you were to busy at CP to do one...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Just invite us over, Griff.
We'll clean up the mess and take it off your hands... 
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Herself could help you, eating them all.
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