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Little Johnnie's father took him to class his first day of school.
Johnnie's dad pulled the teacher aside and told her, Johnnie has a bad gambling problem so don't make a bet with him you can't win.
The teacher agreed. When the teacher was passing out the text books Johnny said, "Teacher, I'll make a bet with you," she replied "Ok, what?"

Johnny said "I'll bet you fifty dollars I can tell you what color panties you have on."
She agreed and told him after the last bell he was to stay in the room and then he could guess.
While Johnny and the class were at recess the teacher took her panties off and put them in her purse, and when school was out Johnny stayed in the classroom and the teacher locked the door and said "Okay Johnny, what color are they?
He replied "Yellow."
So the teacher raised her dress and said "No your wrong, I'm not wearing any."
Johnny asked her to walk him out to his dad's car and he would get her money.
So, as Johnny passed his dad going to the car the teacher told his dad that Johnny finally got beat.
He asked what she meant and was told "Johnny bet me fifty dollars he could tell me what color panties I had on, so I took them off."
The father replied "That son of a bitch, he bet me a hundred dollars he could see your pussy before the end of the day."
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Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar

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