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He said happy. Morrissey could sing happy birthday, and it would sound like he wanted to kill himself. 
Great choice though!
TTFN - Kent
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As the programming language field gets more crowded and developers use more languages in their code, Python and C# suffer from inherent limits. "Confusion - it's such a terrible shame"
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Not that bad an article, at least the writer relativates the "popularity" polls by comparing two different ones. Also he rightly mentiones GO as a promising language.
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I dislike Java but understand why it's in the top 10 and even #1 to some extent. The real shocker to me was that Perl was on that list considering how much vitriol is directed at it 
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Meh, it uses TIOBE index as a measure of popularity.
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Totally Inane Output Biased Everywhere.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I'll tell you why Python can't displace...
It's BS like this and this when migrating code from 2.x to 3.x.
My god, people, can't you design at least the core constructs of a language correctly? Operative word is "design", which clearly is a dead art/skill.
So now, I have to waste time fixing the things that are now broken because I'm using Python 3.x with some OSS code that was written for Python 2.x.
![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) weeners should be sued. How wait. It's open source!
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The Stride team set out to build a single tool that includes both a smart text-based messaging service and a fully featured video and audio conferencing service that enables frictionless meetings without the need to install any plug-ins. Because everyone needs *another* communication tool
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Earlier this year Google rolled out a new feature called Drive File Stream to beta testers, that allowed users on devices like MacBooks and PCs to easily gain access to files stored in the cloud without the need for lengthy sync processes. Panic! Oh, product rename. Never mind.
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Apache Struts bug opens banks, insurance cos., and Fortune 500s to code-execution hacks. Don't worry - it's only been there since 2008. I'm sure no one has noticed.
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Researchers at the University of Maryland and the U.S. Army Research Laboratory have developed for the first time a lithium-ion battery that uses a water-salt solution as its electrolyte and reaches the 4.0 volt mark desired for household electronics, such as laptop computers, without the fire and explosive risks associated with some commercially available non-aqueous lithium-ion batteries. Now we can catch lightning in a bottle
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Water... electricity... what could go wrong? 
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Researchers in Australia have found a new way to build quantum computers which they say would make them dramatically easier and cheaper to produce at scale. Coming soon: The Computer That Wore Flip Flops
I apologize to the young'uns that won't get that one.
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That's a spelling mistake, it must be Quantas computers 
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Coming soon: The Computer That Wore Flip Flops
Gold.. shear Gold... or close to that 8)
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Kent Sharkey wrote: new way to build quantum computers which they say would
With quantum computing, it's always a would, never a does.
In theory... 
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Theory and Practice are in theory the same, but in the practice...
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Unheard voices could direct your smartphone to malicious websites. Everyone fears silent, but deadly, attacks
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Speaking of silent but deadly, does Siri giggle if you fart?
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So not really silent, but ultrasonic.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Looks like Cortana is immune, or what?
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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probably isn't immune, just not tested.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Businesses can get a lot out of the blockchain that powers bitcoins, and Microsoft’s Coco Framework aims to give them fast and private access to the underlying technologies "Success is often achieved by those who don't know that failure is inevitable."
Oh, that's the other Coco
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One high-level takeaway is that over half of QA engineers and software developers in test are responsible for testing on both the front-end and back-end of their applications. Can I see the tests for that survey?
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