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You have to ask: "What is a pig that's wearing lipstick?"
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Keystrokes can be recorded, replayed and injected into Fujitsu wireless model. "We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical."
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+5 for the "outer limits" reference
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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No problem.
It's only the dongle that's the problem, so toss that in the trash, and the keyboard and mouse are perfectly OK.
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Survey finds enterprises refresh software at least once day, but less than one-third support continuous testing. They said they wanted continuous delivery, testing wasn't in the spec
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Weekly releases, daily releases, Hell, go for hourly releases, even!
Given that bugger all should be merged into the release branch until it's gone through testing, who gives a toss?
Do these people even have a clue about what they're talking about?
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Oh.
It's zdnet.
Sorry.
My bad.
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Federal prosecutors are conducting a criminal investigation into data deals Facebook struck with some of the world’s largest technology companies, intensifying scrutiny of the social media giant’s business practices as it seeks to rebound from a year of scandal and setbacks.
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F.T.C. officials, who spent the past year investigating whether Facebook violated the 2011 agreement, are now weighing the sharing deals as they negotiate a possible multibillion-dollar fine. That would be the largest such penalty ever imposed by the trade regulator.
HA HA! /NelsonMuntz
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You won't get their attention until the fine has at least ten digits. Anything less is a bump in the road to them.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) a fine. I want to see executives get zucked into cages.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The issue took the better part of the day to resolve. This will be my excuse the next time I miss a deadline
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I guess they can't blame a Windows update. 
Latest Article - Web Frameworks - A Solution Looking for a Problem?
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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They were dumping data. The “outage” was intentional.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Unintentional things look better to the stockholders.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Speaking at the World Innovation Summit for Education in Paris, Schleicher thinks that teaching kids to code is a waste of time. In particular, he seems to think that by the time a child today grows up, coding will be obsolete. Because kids that code grow up to be coders that kid?
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From the series: "How Things Work is Someone Else's Problem", by the windows 10 team.
Who gives a cr@p about learning how things work, when all they need is BS, to make their way to the big salaries?
I mean, let's be honest: why spend years studying then learning how to code and make programs that work really well, when all you need is a few hours' practice using an icon editor?
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could this be happening in the aircraft industry....
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I mean, let's be honest: why spend years studying then learning how to code and make programs that work really well, when all you need is a few hours' practice using an icon editor?
That's not what the man said; but since most kids will not be coding, it seems a bit over the top to teach them all how to code.
The argument that the code will be "different" is utter nonsense ofcourse; principles will stay the same, as well architecture and environment. You can't expect us to work with the same language for 40 years - if they want to go into IT, they'll have to get used to learning for the rest of their life.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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There is a possibility we could be end up maintaining code written by AIs because they learned how to write code really well but not how to change and tweak it to deal with bugs or changing requirements.
On the other hand, after a while economics would lead management to conclude that the best option is to scrap the problematic code and let the AI have another go at it and then rinse and repeat cycles would take over.
This started me thinking on another tack. If they want AI to write code then they will have to get really, REALLY good at writing concise requirement documentation. That doesn't seem likely any time soon.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Shift the focal length; ask the questions:
1. what computer apps might be appropriate for all kids to learn to some extent, and help develop a cognitive basis for a future in which some kids will learn to code: imho, spreadsheet
2. what computer language would be most valuable for most kids to be exposed to: imho, the answer to that used to be Logo with turtle graphics ... now, I'm not sure.
3. to what extent, and in what subject areas, should most children experience using computers in a way integrated into the curriculum: imho, that's more complex, requires a discussion I don't have time to seed right now.
4. given that most kids (beyond poverty level) are going to use computing devices, and the web: how valuable is it to teach searching as a skill ?
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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If you teach them logic and critical thinking, they'll already be at a headstart 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: If you teach them logic and critical thinking, they'll already be at a headstart
Yes, indeed: and, how do you think that is being taught, now ? What usage (if any) of computers, or training in programming, do you think enables/fosters.promotes ... or, does not contribute to ... that ?
Note that I really am asking you a question: no intention here of being sarcastic
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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BillWoodruff wrote: Yes, indeed: and, how do you think that is being taught, now ?
I don't know, but in my time, it simply wasn't.
BillWoodruff wrote: What usage (if any) of computers, or training in programming, do you think enables/fosters.promotes ... or, does not contribute to ... that ?
You don't need programming for that, and you don't need to translate every problem to something analogues in code.
BillWoodruff wrote: Note that I really am asking you a question: no intention here of being sarcastic
My English isn't good enough to recognize the difference; as long as there's no joke-icon, you deserve a decent answer 
Basic math combined with Socrates' teachings. It'd be nice to see an exchange that rivals his dialogues in terms of argumentation, instead of popular one-liners and catch-phrases being thrown at an "opponent".
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Basic math combined with Socrates' teachings.
Couldn't agree more. In a world that's convinced that all Greeks are Socrates because Socrates is a Greek, basic logic would be far more useful than bloody Javascript.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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